(Written after three beers, a bag of Cheetos, and a deeply questionable life choice) Alright, let’s get real. I’ve seen more time travel movies than I’ve had awkward middle school dances. I’ve watched...

Because nothing says “I trust you” better than throwing a Baby Ruth to a stranger with questionable hygiene and a heart of gold. That’s the kind of logic The Goonies runs on—and somehow, it works. Thi...

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! …Unless you’re traveling through LAX on Christmas Eve when a team of military contractors are planning on releasing a bioweapon that can kill thousands, then,...

Ah, Dawn of the Dead —George Romero ’s classic that taught us all three important things: zombies are terrifying, shopping malls are basically fortresses, and your ’80s wardrobe choices will haunt you...

Let’s be honest: Seinfeld didn’t just redefine sitcoms — it gave Gen X a spiritual home. No hugs. No lessons. Just four emotionally stunted New Yorkers navigating life’s absurdities with the grace of...

“The owls are not what they seem.” Neither is this box set. In the pantheon of television-as-art, Twin Peaks stands as a monolith of mystery, madness, and maple syrup. With From Z to A , CBS and David...

In cine-massacre history, there are few films that compare to the in-the-gut feeling Tobe Hooper ’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre leaves you with. Every imperfection in this low-budget Slasher works in...

"I tend to notice little things like that, whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette." The return of Sean Connery to the James Bond story, with a slightly less emotionally charged and camp-tinged journ...

A cult favorite among horror diehards, WNUF Halloween Special finally lands on Blu-ray — and while it doesn’t sparkle in high-def (intentionally!), that’s exactly the point. This isn’t a film that aim...

True Grime fans assemble!!! If you grew up prowling the video store aisles for anything with blood, shock, or the words “based on a true story,” the new True Crime Triple Ripper Blu-ray set from AGFA...

Surprise! The knife is not yet blunt. After the solid return to form of Dwight H. Little’s Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers , things get far more interesting in the darker, mythos-expanding Ha...

If there’s one film that seriously needs your reevaluation this Halloween season, it’s Tommy Lee Wallace ’s Halloween 3: Season of the Witch . The title is a bit misleading as the knife-wielding Micha...

Iconic. This is the legacy Larry David has left in the world of situation comedy. From his work on Seinfeld to his own show, Curb Your Enthusiasm , there is little doubt on his influence and this blu-...

Razor-sharp. This essentially describes the wit of Clue and this new 2023 4K upgrade of the classic comedy. It’s the movie with three different endings, remember? And, if you remember that, you also r...

Well, the good news with Clown in a Cornfield is that it doesn’t suck. It’s absolutely a lot of fun and full of enough meta-themed awareness to be clever in some parts. While I think a lot of horror f...