Santa Claus is coming to town, and this time he’s bringing a crew of criminals. Christmas is about to get a whole lot naughtier in The Man With the Bag, this season’s ultimate holiday heist adventure starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alan Ritchson! ...
Somewhere in Texas, somebody decided a haunted house, a few local eccentrics, and a camera were all they needed to make a horror movie. God bless the lunatic. Daniel Erickson's Scary Movie (1991) is the kind of regional oddity that reminds me why I've spent so much ...
Forty-five years. FORTY-FIVE GODDAMN YEARS. And somehow, in the year 2026, with artificial intelligence threatening to replace everybody from your therapist to your favorite porn star, John Landis’ An American Werewolf in London still has the biggest, hairiest, most gloriously ...
I remember when The Blair Witch Project (1999) came along and seemingly half the country lost its collective mind over three idiots wandering around the woods with a couple of cameras. The other half couldn't understand what all the fuss was ...
Universal has given us vampires, werewolves, invisible men, reanimated corpses, mad doctors, murderous apes, and Boris Karloff doing pretty much anything Boris Karloff felt like doing ...
Jesus Christ, we've finally done it. We've built a civilization where getting stalked by a possible serial killer isn't a reason to call the cops—it's a fucking career opportunity. Mitch McLeod's MARROW takes that beautifully diseased proposition and drags it through the darker ...
Before they stormed the beaches of Okinawa, they battled it out on the gridiron. And for some, the final whistle would come far too soon ...
Who's a good boy? Not this fucking dog. Stephen King had a hell of a run in the early eighties, and somewhere in the middle of it Hollywood decided a rabid St. Bernard could carry a movie. Turns out they were right. Lewis Teague's Cujo (1983) gives us a collapsing marriage ...