Hungry, hungry fucking hippos! That's the pitch, that's the attraction, and frankly, that's about all the justification I need. Give me a bunch of unfortunate bastards, a body of water, and several tons of pissed-off hippopotamuses with absolutely no interest in sharing the ...

Somewhere beneath a self-storage facility, a biological nightmare that should have stayed buried has decided humanity has had a pretty good fucking run, and now it's time to clear the shelves. Cold Storage is a gloriously deranged little bastard of a movie, the kind of  ...

There's a scene in Luc Besson's Dracula where the Count tears through a convent full of nuns, leaving absolute carnage in his wake, before their bodies rise into a swirling spiral toward the heavens. Holy fucking shit. It's one of those moments where you sit there staring at ...

There's something inherently suspicious about a guy who heads into the middle of nowhere to find himself and brings enough camera equipment to document every fucking second of the experience ...

There are certain things you should never do in a horror movie. Go into the basement when the lights go out. Investigate a noise that sounds suspiciously like someone being murdered. Move into a farmhouse where the previous occupants apparently left in a hurry. And if you find an  ...

Santa Claus is coming to town, and this time he’s bringing a crew of criminals. Christmas is about to get a whole lot naughtier in The Man With the Bag, this season’s ultimate holiday heist adventure starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alan Ritchson! ...

Somewhere in Texas, somebody decided a haunted house, a few local eccentrics, and a camera were all they needed to make a horror movie. God bless the lunatic. Daniel Erickson's Scary Movie (1991) is the kind of regional oddity that reminds me why I've spent so much ...

Forty-five years. FORTY-FIVE GODDAMN YEARS. And somehow, in the year 2026, with artificial intelligence threatening to replace everybody from your therapist to your favorite porn star, John Landis’ An American Werewolf in London still has the biggest, hairiest, most gloriously ...