Because of Cupid , Hallmark ’s latest addition to their romantic comedy canon, is exactly the kind of Valentine’s movie that shows up wearing pink, smelling like strawberries, and insisting it’s here...
If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a struggling artist swapped out acrylic for arterial spray, Color Me Blood Red answers with a grin slicked in plasma. Directed by the undisputed godfather...
“Thank God for Black & Decker!”Go ahead and start laughing now, because with that line one proud member of Force: Five — a supposed elite squad of martial arts experts (a term I use loosely, even if t...
From the first flicker of static, Bodycam throws you into its warped lens and doesn’t let go. Director Brandon Christensen doubles down on found footage chaos, crafting a nightmare that feels less lik...
There are fantasy films… and then there is Excalibur — John Boorman’s operatic, mud-splattered, sex-and-steel fever dream of Arthurian legend. Now resurrected in jaw-dropping 4K by Arrow Video, this i...
Directed and written by Howard J. Ford ( DarkGame , Escape ), Bone Keeper digs its claws into classic creature-feature territory and refuses to let go. With a cast led by Sarah Alexandra Marks, Louis...
There’s a particular stink to proper backwoods horror — sweat, rust, sour milk and something coppery lingering in the air — and DOLLY absolutely bathes in it. This sucker is primed for discovery and i...
There’s something instantly cozy about Love in Store . From the opening scene, you know you’re settling in for that classic Hallmark blend of workplace rivalry, charming banter, and just enough emotio...
OBEX is the kind of movie that feels like it was beamed in from a basement in 1994—in the best possible way. Directed by Albert Birney , it leans hard into lo-fi fantasy and analog weirdness, telling...
From the first flicker of static, Dark Distortion feels like it crawled out of a sewer grate clutching a busted camcorder and a grudge against humanity. This isn’t polished studio horror — it’s grime...
In an era where creature features often lean on CGI excess and franchise fatigue, The Hermit stomps into the woods with mud-caked boots and a slab of human jerky in hand. This sucker is lean and mean...
From the very first cozy scene in Blind Date Book Club , you can tell Hallmark has another winner on its hands. Directed by Peter Benson and written by Nicole Baxter , this springtime romance centers...
There are horror movies you watch with the lights on, and then there are horror movies you watch with a drink in your hand, muttering, “Oh no, no no no,” as if you’ve just realized the babysitter is i...
If Herschell Gordon Lewis treated narrative like a polite suggestion in his splatter cycle, he outright hog-ties it and throws it down a ravine in Moonshine Mountain . This one isn’t just backwoods ho...
When the blood-red sun dips below the Mason-Dixon line and the television glow turns nicotine-yellow, that’s when Two Thousand Maniacs! kicks in like a jug of rotgut passed around a Confederate séance...
