BADass SINema Unearthed - Where we dig up blu-rays of the wild, weird, and wonderfully wicked world of classic grindhouse cinema. Celebrates the raw energy and unapologetic style of vintage exploitation films — from the slick swagger of Blaxploitation and the lurid allure of sexploitation to the gnarly thrills of monster mayhem and cosmic horror.
Filmed in less than 30 days, The Lift answers the question that has long plagued mankind. If a blind man falls down an elevator shaft and no one sees him, does he make a sound when he lands? Why yes, yes he does. With a kickass spirit and a merciless kill ratio ...
The Living Dead saga was alive and well back in 2005. Keep in mind that this was long before the rise of Donald Trump and his own peculiar brand of brain dead followers. Yet, thanks to a scathing political commentary, the horror film was already keenly aware of where we ...
“I cannot rest. I cannot rest.” With those words, a casual line becomes a warning as a vampire – dressed all in white – takes the life of yet another victim. She is asleep. The little dog in her...
Sixty minutes of Bela Lugosi brow-beating back a recently thawed cave man with a rolled-up piece of paper that is on fire? Oh, man. Where do I sign up for this zany B-movie madness? Return of the Ape Man is rich, I tell you, super rich. Just wait until the cave man sits behind ...
Cheeseburger! Cheeseboiger! Cheeseboiger! Everybody knows that machines don't get hungry. They also can't reproduce or think for themselves. Or can they? ...
Slaughter High, even for a b-movie, just barely gets a passing score. Written and directed by George Dugdale, Mark Ezra and Peter Litten and co-starring Carmine Iannaccone and Gary Martin, this cult flick favorite survives the passing of the VHS-era of home ...
Opening by ripping off Evil Dead with its own talking book of the dead, Evil Toons announces itself early on as a dead end b-movie as David Carradine, looking all sorts of wizardly, hides in the shadows. With a grim face and white straw-like hair, he casts a spell with his undead ...
"Thou shall not steal! Thou shall not steal!" For anyone long overdue for some nasty revenge by way of a supernatural phone call, this is the film, warts and all, for you. And all you have to do is pick up the phone and dial seven digits....
There’s something funky tasting with the meat in this bowl of chili. The owner of the restaurant wants to find out why. He pours the vat of chili out into the sink. It plop, plop, plops with thick gumminess as it hits the silver, trickling slowly out in clumps. He sees nothing wrong ...
If the opening moments of Kill, Baby, Kill aren’t enough to set you on edge, then I suppose nothing else in Mario Bava’s bloody good movie will either. Move along, kid. There’s literally nothing for YOU to see here if you remain unaffected by its suspense. This film ...
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