BADass SINema Unearthed - Where we dig up blu-rays of the wild, weird, and wonderfully wicked world of classic grindhouse cinema. Celebrates the raw energy and unapologetic style of vintage exploitation films — from the slick swagger of Blaxploitation and the lurid allure of sexploitation to the gnarly thrills of monster mayhem and cosmic horror.
Sixty minutes of Bela Lugosi brow-beating back a recently thawed cave man with a rolled-up piece of paper that is on fire? Oh, man. Where do I sign up for this zany B-movie madness? Return of the Ape Man is rich, I tell you, super rich. Just wait until the cave man sits behind ...
Cheeseburger! Cheeseboiger! Cheeseboiger! Everybody knows that machines don't get hungry. They also can't reproduce or think for themselves. Or can they? ...
Slaughter High, even for a b-movie, just barely gets a passing score. Written and directed by George Dugdale, Mark Ezra and Peter Litten and co-starring Carmine Iannaccone and Gary Martin, this cult flick favorite survives the passing of the VHS-era of home ...
Opening by ripping off Evil Dead with its own talking book of the dead, Evil Toons announces itself early on as a dead end b-movie as David Carradine, looking all sorts of wizardly, hides in the shadows. With a grim face and white straw-like hair, he casts a spell with his undead ...
"Thou shall not steal! Thou shall not steal!" For anyone long overdue for some nasty revenge by way of a supernatural phone call, this is the film, warts and all, for you. And all you have to do is pick up the phone and dial seven digits....
There’s something funky tasting with the meat in this bowl of chili. The owner of the restaurant wants to find out why. He pours the vat of chili out into the sink. It plop, plop, plops with thick gumminess as it hits the silver, trickling slowly out in clumps. He sees nothing wrong ...
If the opening moments of Kill, Baby, Kill aren’t enough to set you on edge, then I suppose nothing else in Mario Bava’s bloody good movie will either. Move along, kid. There’s literally nothing for YOU to see here if you remain unaffected by its suspense. This film ...
Pay attention, fools! When a horse – broken, trained, and otherwise tame – has a nasty reaction to a person and then, later, breaks free from its pen and charges the same person, trying to stomp them into the ground, it usually means something. That’s what happens to ...
Model-turned-actress Isa Jank (Forbidden Love), with her stunning looks, is good at getting attention. The camera, at one time, really loved lingering on her high cheek-boned ways. Considered hot property by the late 1980s, she was pretty much leveled to a pillar of ash ...
Few of us can say that we’ve been baptized by a hot stream of piss. That’s probably not something people list when asked about their individual life goals. I’m sure there’s someone out there that thinks being on bended knee in front of a gigantic pagan God as he ...
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