Loron Hays

There are few directors who can entertain me - a solidly heterosexual male - with a film about male strippers with impossible abs, toothy grins, and buns of steel. Wait. Now that I think about it, the...
Based on the popular live action role-playing game on college campuses across America, Humans vs Zombies is exactly what it says it is. Humans. Verses. Zombies. It’s not quite the battle for the ages...
For months before its release, both Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston teased entertainment news magazines and websites with rumors of her topless moments in his new comedy. Somewhere among all the f...
William Castle’s collaboration with Hanna-Barbera (the home of Huckleberry Hound and Space Ghost and a whole gallery of other characters) might be a bit too static with a dialogue-heavy script, but th...
Cat Run is an explosive mess of an action/comedy film. Potentially, it could have been a surprise with fans of Tarantino and Rodriguez action flicks. Director John Stockwell ( Blue Crush ) desperately...
It’s about a maladjusted robot. He wears clunky footwear, a slick cape, and burns people alive with lasers. And it’s damn near brilliant. You see, the brain inside the robot used to belong to a Nobel...
It might have taken two-decades but Pixar – the animation company responsible for Toy Story , Finding Nemo , Wall-E , and The Incredibles – is finally (and rather specifically) addressing their female...
About two years ago I read Seth Grahame-Smith’s Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and was immediately struck by its power and purpose in having a little fun with a historical figure, the mythology surro...
“Are you ready for a good time!?” When AC/DC first asked the question in 1990 (after the 80’s had officially ended and real joy could be had), the response was immediate. “Hell, yes,” and the crowd ro...
Ignore the title. This isn’t an exploitation flick. Based on the true story of Sam Childers, a career criminal turned anti-Kony activist, Machine Gun Preacher presents a man maybe too far gone for red...
It’s been about a week since I have seen Ridley Scott’s Prometheus . Its themes – both haunting and human – have been resting inside me while I contemplate the dynamics of what I’ve seen. Since then,...
While it started as an internet sensation, the real life story of an elderly man kicking ass and taking names on a bus has erupted into a full-fledged B movie starring genre geek favorite Danny Trejo....
If you are at all like me, you see the possibilities that the gimmick of a man on a ledge somehow pulling off a jewel heist while pledging his innocence could sell itself on an assumed B-movie premise...
“Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina,” screams actress Katrina Bowden ( 30 Rock ) in director John Gulager’s Piranha 3DD . That line alone should tell you all you need to kn...
Prepare to roll your eyes. I’m about to make a declaration that will probably offend some and cause a mild panic in others. Ready? Moonrise Kingdom is the absolute best Wes Anderson film. With this pa...
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