Now, Gore-gore Hounds and Blistering Boils, I don’t know about you but when I take a bath – especially when my friend has been splattered on the ground and run over raw by a car – that last thing I wa...
When you think of a New Year’s Eve party, the last thing you would expect to attend are aliens. But that’s exactly what happens in Alien Party Crashers , a new science fiction comedy from High Octane...
We are the weirdos, Mister. Honestly, in a modern day viewing, The Craft feels richer than it did when I originally saw the film. There is a lot to appreciate about the film and its tale of sisterhood...
The American Ministry of Magic just got stronger. It had to, of course. The dark magic of Gellert Grindelwald (a fantastically evil Johnny Depp ) is that powerful. Opening with a flying stagecoach seq...
It doesn’t take long for Sister Street fighter to kick a lot of ass. From catching flies and throwing them down the mouths (and up the noses) of her enemies to all the strategically thrown forks, Tina...
Never a great movie, this one is for Christopher Lee purists only. Curse III: Blood Sacrifice has nothing to do with the other movies in the series. That should be your first indication of exactly whe...
No more power ballads! No more power ballads! That’s the chant that guitarist Pager ( Rhys Coiro ) of Sonic Grave keeps repeating. He’s had enough of the panty-dropping cheese and wants to rock out at...
Carl Weathers doesn't take no lip. Watch him; however, take a baseball bat to the face of one crooked cop in Bucktown. It is a scene you won't likely forget anytime soon...
Corsair Hyperlane , the latest release from Ionstar , is not unlike a righteous journey through a distant galaxy. Hang on tight and don’t look back seems to be the message. With 6-tracks only, the mad...
She's a fugitive kind! Slashers probably should only drag bodies on the ground and not the actual pacing. I’m not saying Splatter University is a horrible horror film, but truly the only thing that ca...
This is why you don’t bring cats anywhere. Fuckin’ cats, man. The hissing; the clawing; the weird mutant living inside of them. Uninvited , for those who can take your bad guys being George Kennedy, A...
Because making sense is so overrated! Director Norman J. Warren's Bloody New Year might not ever make a whole hell of a lot of sense, but it sure is fun. Time loops are like that, I suppose. But when...
“Is this the camp by the lake?” “No. This is the house by the pond.” Hilarious. Kids born to be murder victims. That’s merely one of the great lines in the super-soaked B-movie classic from 1991, righ...
The unnatural body contortions and bed thumpings happen early in The Possession of Hannah Grace . What we have come to expect from these movies of possession is shoved right in our faces before we are...
Harry Trent ( Matt Mitler ) is us all. Wisecracking, full of piss and vinegar, and one hell of a pilot, his roundabout with fate occurs happens on the day the Earth is destroyed. You see, Trent has ju...