It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my FIENDS in horror!
And fresh for the seasonal bleedings is Phil Herman’s I Slay On Christmas, an uncompromising horror anthology filled to the brim with all sorts of bloody stocking stuffers! Thing is, with this tasty treat, you never know where you are headed . . .
. . . but you sure are going to have a helluva good time with it.
And this Christmas slaughter, like all the good ones, has to do with the discovery of some magical (read as CURSED) pine cones!
Get ready for the ultimate headtrip as the masterminds behind Doomsday Stories reunite for a bizarro take on the festive season; twisting each yuletide wish into something sinister and GORE-ific. For many of us, I Slay On Christmas hits just the right spot for the upcoming HO! HO! HO-RRIBLE season.
Written by Derek Braasch, Marcelo Fabani, Debbie D, Joel D Wynkoop, and Phil Herman, this anthology unwraps a chilling holiday journey as the gap between the living and the deceased is crossed thanks to four enchanted pine cones, each with a very unmerry Christmas wish to spill all over you.
Full of blood, some good ol’ T&A, and a whole lot of murdering, Phil Herman’s I Slay On Christmas is a minty fresh Merryland of wonder as one stressed-out dude hightails it to the forest for some ME time and winds up with some yuletide nightmares instead.
Starring Debbie D, Deborah Dutch, Joel D. Wynkoop, Phil Herman, Jaysen P. Buterin, Heather Harlo, and Will Devokees, I Slay On Christmas begins with a man - easily identified as sick - who probably hopes his illness is simple allergies. Well, according to the nightly news, it’s not and, thanks to the above average temperatures for the holiday season, the virus is spreading and getting worse. That’s exactly what the man has, too, and we get to see how it bleeds! This flick spares NO EXPENSE when it comes to celebrating the season!
With each short directed by different directors - including Phil Herman, Joel D. Wynkoop, Marcelo Fabani, Derek Braasch and James Panetta, there’s plenty of different voices to hear and original lens’ to see through. Just know that these tales come straight from the stickier side of the SINema! Phil Herman’s I Slay On Christmas is available to pre-order now for $20 shipped (payment via Paypal).
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MPAA Rating: Unrated.
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Director: Derek Braasch; Marcelo Fabani; Phil Herman
Writer: Derek Braasch; Debbie D; Marcelo Fabani
Cast: Deborah Dutch; Joel D. Wynkoop; Debbie D
Genre: Horror
Tagline: Deck the Halls With Horror.
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Release Date: November 3, 2023
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Synopsis: On Christmas Eve a troubled man escapes from his stress into a forest. He comes across 4 pine cones. They each reveal a Christmas terror which escalates into a real life horror.
