Loron Hays

Bubba Ho-Tep and I have finally made up. I get it. I finally get why the movie absolutely works and why my punk-ass comments when it was originally released were so naïve. To borrow a line from Gatsby...
“Give me your money or I’ll bust you up.” It is this line that forever alters the decision-making of an architect driven to murder. Morbidity goes mad in director Michael Winner ’s Death Wish , a reve...
Michael Madsen as a cult leader? Sign me up. With heavy bouts of paranoia and suspense, Waking Karma eventually finds its footing as the story of one young girl’s fate at the hands of her estranged fa...
The child’s steps in the cold room are cold. The rag doll she carries is worn. She wanders aimlessly through the empty rooms, finally settling on an aging light through which to peel. And, perhaps, th...
Bleed neon, Mofos! Kids vs. Aliens , filling a void of fantasy and science fiction offerings at the theaters, is the real thing! Thanks to a fun-loving, free-styled story from director Jason Eisiner a...
Do we possess items or do they possess us? That’s the operating theme in Free To A Bad Home , which is quite unsettling in its approach to horror and damn effective, too. Some of you aren’t ready for...
The opening few minutes of Alive are some of its most harrowing as a school teacher is forced to read a pamphlet about the ongoing sanitary crisis which is spreading like wildfire through the populati...
Antonio Poyju ( Germán De Silva ) is full of stories - er, I mean, life experiences. He is currently in a psychiatric hospital watching his stories - er, I mean life experiences - take shape on stage...
Ah, the Cold War. Good times. Good times. And, with Red Dawn leading the way, it produced a great many war-themed movies during the 1980s all with Russia on its mind. One of those, albeit more teenage...
With everything on point in this action comedy, Bullet Train arrives on your screens exactly on time! Be prepared for a wee bit of the ultraviolence and a whole lot of neon-soaked hilarity as director...
Wheels up! Convicted felon Diego Montalban ( Noel Gugliemi in a fun but brief role) is nothing but trouble. So is this flight to Puerto Rico as it is struck by lightning when a storm suddenly appears...
The crazy clown mayhem of All Hallows Eve continues! Writer/Director Damien Leone knows how to commit to horror. I mean, without even batting an eye he serves up a whole platter of gore-iffic deserts,...
Whispering Pines. You won’t forget the name of this town anytime soon. And that’s thanks to the disturbing events in Anubys Lopez ’s latest backwoods horror film, Those Who Call . It begins with a blo...
The widespread destruction is a given, yet it is the crime thriller drama at the burning heart of Firenado which comes as a surprise as an accountant for the mob has to escape the titular event - whic...
Confession time, children! Gather around. Closer, please. I'm going to whisper this to you before I spend an entire review proclaiming why. Here goes: I fucking love Bob Clark...

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