Don’t F*** In The Woods 2

Holy chainsaws and creepy crawlies, dudes and dudettes! Pine Hills Summer Camp is open once again!

I can think of nothing better to do with your time this Halloween season than spending it with this glorious, B-movie embracing creature feature! The feisty fun never stops thanks to the young adults who never follow one basic rule to slasher flicks. You just Don’t F*ck In The Woods!

"ferocious and frightfully fun, pushing the boundaries of good taste with its explicit content "

You were warned by the title. Stop reading if you can’t take the twigs and shit poking your bumhole while you are taking a dump because the long-awaited sequel to cult slasher film DON’T F*CK IN THE WOODS comes home this October. And it comes with an explicit warning!

The HEAVY METAL is strong with this one, folks!

Opening with a wild sequence in which a nude woman is impregnated with a monster’s sperm, Don’t F*ck In The Woods 2 springs forth from the messy after birth with a rebellious cause which cannot be contained. It’s ferocious and frightfully fun, pushing the boundaries of good taste with its explicit content as sex-starved camp counselors get more in their extended shower sex scenes (!!!) than they bargained for.

And this goopy celluloid madness arrives just in time for HALLOWEEN.Don’t F*** In The Woods 2

The long-awaited sequel to Shawn Burkett’s 2016 cult hit film stars Brittany Blanton, Cheyenne Gordon, Julie Anne Prescott, Kaylee Williams, Mark Justice, and Jason Crowe as a group of partying camp counselors get the surprise of their lives when parasitic monsters attack. Thing is, these slippery slug-like monsters are attracted to sexual activity and you know the hormornes in this flick are running wild!

Hilarious and chock full of enough ravenous sex and nudity to make even a 12-year old boy’s crotch EXPLODE with more than excitement, Burkett’s sequel tops the original thanks to its endless bloodlust and a revenge story which is completely unhinged . . . because Meg (Wilson) is ready to kick these penis-shaped monsters right in their flesh-sucking teeth. She’s had enough!

DON’T F*CK IN THE WOODS 2 hits Digital October 11, 2022 with a Blu-ray to follow in December from Wild Eye Releasing. Talk about FULL MOON fever!

5/5 beers

Film Details

Don’t F*** In The Woods 2

MPAA Rating: Unrated.
81 mins
: Shawn Burkett
Shawn Burkett; Cheyenne Gordon
Julie Anne Prescott; Brandy Mason; Kaylee Williams
: Horror

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Release Date:
October 11, 2022 with a Blu-ray to follow in December
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Synopsis: Following the arrival of a mysterious woman, a group of camp counselors partying before the summer season begins must face off against parasitic monsters that are attracted to sexual activity.


Don’t F*** In The Woods 2