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Classic Who. The Beeb. Blu-ray. Newly remastered. Need I say anymore? Because the new decade needed a new Doctor. The changing of the guard – Tom Baker will always be MY Doctor – was inevitable, I sup...
Nasty girls in bunny suits! Who needs ‘em? Certainly not Tom ( Bruce Watson ). Deciding early on that bosoms should always be well-covered, this strange dude goes on a one-man rampage in a seedy part...
Vaporwave. Mallsoft. 80´s Retro. Whatever style of music 385North releases, this music producer continues to deliver all sorts of quality electronic sounds for your ears and your minds. His latest, Co...
Get your Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster glasses ready! The drinking is about to commence with the release of this heralded (and still quite funny) six-episode television series on blu-ray! As a manual, T...
City of Gold wants to be something it just isn’t: an action adventure serial. But, in a movie where supernatural possession occurs and leaps in time happen, all packaged in a quasi-S&M public service...
Thank God for Black and Decker! Start laughing now because, with those words, one member of Force: Five , a "team" of martial arts experts (a term I use loosely here . . . even though this film is com...
Forget about the search for water. This time out in the cinematic wastelands , the general public simply wants topless women in skintight leather shorts! And, financed by producer Roger Corman , Wheel...
Finally, the real truth about the walking dead can be told (and sold) to the masses. Boils and Ghouls, I bring you the blood-curdling classic known as Zombie ! The eye violence! The zombie wrestling w...
Why, yes, we are in yet another cabin in yet another wooded area where, crazier even still, insane shit goes down. Get over it, though, as there is plenty to enjoy here. From the performances to the k...
Ever heard of the absolute suck-fest known as The Phantom Menace ? Yeah, well this similarly titled movie is much, much better. The Phantom Empire , which features two nubile young cave "bunnies" wres...
They walk! They talk! They bite the head off of E.T. They even shoot tiny spikes from their pelts! The Critters movies, last scene on VHS and crummy DVD releases, returns and they, with brand new 2K s...
“I was born in a house with the television always on…” David Byrne , the lead singer of Talking Heads , has directed only one feature film . . . so far. And his movie, True Stories , begins on the ope...
When Italians do American-styled action flicks, they usually hit the stereotypes AND the action a hell of a lot harder than we do. Thought First Blood was a tough watch, especially when the entire tow...
You need to know that Adam Ford is no longer a detective from Los Angeles. This was the case with Los Angeles Cold Night . You also need to know that his wife, having met her in the prequel release Mi...
Chicago is a very beautiful city. From the inspiring architecture to the sports teams, a thriving cultural history – whether being celebrated in seasonal bursts or by the rousing cuisine – absolutely...
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