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- Created: 24 May 2019
- Published: 24 May 2019
- Written by Loron Hays
Tommy Lee Jones needs that funny looking little car! Tommy Lee Jones IS Sam Quint. He is a former thief, but now he is on a mission for the FBI. And as the movie opens, he is standing front and center of a coffee machine, is in a gas station. His Cherokee Chief is parked ...
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- Created: 20 May 2019
- Published: 20 May 2019
- Written by Loron Hays
When chimpanzees attack! Hide the knives! Hide the pets! Just don’t hide the undressed Elisabeth Shue! Link likes! Link likes! ...
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- Created: 19 May 2019
- Published: 19 May 2019
- Written by Loron Hays
Fantastic! Shocking! Frightening! Operating as a sort of sequel to the wildly popular Blood Island Trilogy of films, Severin Entertainment reaches back and deep into the dusty vault of horror films and wipes away the cobwebs from these five crazy-ass flicks from the Philippines with ...
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- Created: 17 May 2019
- Published: 17 May 2019
- Written by Loron Hays
“Ya got a light for an old leprechaun’s pipe?” I fucking love the Leprechaun movies. The first movie, starring Jennifer Aniston and Warwick Davis, set the bar for camp, comedy, and cutthroat kills pretty damn high. It might have been slaughtered in its original release due to poor reviews, but the film survived the ...
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- Created: 16 May 2019
- Published: 16 May 2019
- Written by Loron Hays
It’s the big BANG, baby! We all know this wonderful existence ends. But how? Will we blow ourselves up in a nuclear war or will we drain the earth of its resources and go out slowly? Will the end arrive with the zombie apocalypse or will it be a haunted affair? Somehow all of this ...
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- Created: 14 May 2019
- Published: 14 May 2019
- Written by Loron Hays
This film was supposed to be my big break and it turned out to be a big disaster." Yes, those are actual lines spoken in this flick. Jennifer Lopez says them to Jon Voight and the scene, which features Voight hilariously responding in his ridiculous accent "it's been a long time since I had a ...
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- Created: 14 May 2019
- Published: 14 May 2019
- Written by Loron Hays
Premiering on Blu-ray, DVD and digital platforms May 14 from Severin Films comes Saint Bernard, a hallucinogenic journey into the mind of an artist that is, at once, on equal footing with the visionary mind and wit of David Lynch. Never in my entire life did I think I would ...
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- Created: 12 May 2019
- Published: 12 May 2019
- Written by Loron Hays
Because we all need to take a lesson from the Ty (Mike Kellin) and Vachel (Charles Bartlett) playbook! ...
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- Created: 11 May 2019
- Published: 11 May 2019
- Written by Loron Hays
I am not a fan of kids crawling into beds for no good reason. Sure the snuggles are great . . . but, well, maybe my own son creeped me out by too many times just standing in the bedroom waiting for me to wake up. It puts me on edge, man. Give me a creepy kid film and, damn it, I just can’t handle ...
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- Created: 10 May 2019
- Published: 10 May 2019
- Written by Loron Hays
Rituals, underrated and rarely seen, is a masterpiece of moody mud-caked horror, especially the unedited version. Never heard of it? Well, that might be because this Canadian backwoods thriller – filmed in a charred-out forest – got unfairly dismissed as a Deliverance wannabe at the ...
