Black Panther - Movie Review

You can unroll another 20 of these: I’m in.

Fifty Shades Freed

The mommy-porn trilogy has finally reached its climactic end. Thank goodness!

Monster Family - Movie Review

One big hairy mess.

Winchester - Movie Review

Winchester misfires

Jigsaw - Blu-ray Review

Good or bad, a new trap is set.

Happy Death Day - Blu-ray Review

Far more enjoyable when it doesn’t take itself quite so seriously

Geostorm (2017 - Blu-ray Review

Don’t even act like you care about this one.

mother! - DVD Review

Even a talented actress can't polish poop.

Devil's Express (1976) - Blu-ray Review

Devil's Express (1976) - Blu-ray ReviewMutant cats, sabertooth rats, and gold lamé outfits! Nothing good can ever come from an evil that’s been buried for over 2000 years.  That, my friends, is something that you can take to the bank.  But what if that ancient horror found its way into a Blaxploitation martial arts flick?...

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See Han Solo in New Trailer for SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY

Solo: A Star Wars Story - Movie Trailer

Disney and Lucasfilm have finally given us our first look at what a non-Harrison-Ford Han Solo will look like in the new Han Solo movie, called Solo: A Star Wars Story...

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The Apartment on the 13th Floor (1971) - Blu-ray Review

The Apartment on the 13th Floor - Blu-rayAlways pay your cab drivers, kids. That’s one lesson to take from watching Code Red’s Blu-ray release of The Apartment on the 13th Floor, a psychological horror film about a slaughterhouse worker who loses his shit one night and just snaps. Eventually, he finds it ...

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Sweet Sixteen (1983) - Blu-ray Review

Sweet Sixteen (1983) - Blu-rayShe’s smart.  She’s sexy.  She’s new in town and she’s all sorts of sweet sixteen.  She also likes making it with boys on sacred Native American burial grounds in the desert.  What a way to get your rocks off, honey!  The bad thing for the boys, though, is that they have a ...

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Gothic: Vestron Video Collector’s Series (1986) - Blu-ray Review

Gothic: Vestron Video Collector's Series Blu-rayAnarchy and hedonism!  The Romantic writers, according to this fictionalized account of the creation of Shelley's Frankenstein and Polidari's The Vampyre, were a bunch of cock-gobbling druggies.  This is probably true.  And, as the sex is as rampant as the wild visual  ...

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Winchester - Movie Review

Winchester - Movie ReviewThe only thing more confusing and carelessly constructed than the Winchester mansion itself, is the story that tries to explain why the house was built in such a haphazard manner in the first place. Construction began on the real-life Winchester House in 1886 and was never ...

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Class of 1999: Vestron Video Collector's Series (1990) - Blu-ray Review

Class of 1999: Vestron Video Collector's SeriesClass of 1999 is, of course, the film that reveals the truth behind the magic of Pam Grier's glorious breasts.  The scene, happening in a school hallway after she takes down two gang leaders on their motorbikes with one swift motion, is both awe inspiring and cringeworthy ...

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mother! - DVD Review

mother! - Movie ReviewSome people enjoy playing with Rubik's cubes. Others, like me, don't know how to solve them and wind up wanting to throw the cubes against the wall in frustration. I had that same chucking-a-Rubik's-cube feeling many times while watching Darren Aronofsky's latest  ...

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The DEEP BLUE SEA 2 Trailer Must be Seen to Be Believed

Deep Blue Sea 2 - Movie TrailerIn Deep Blue Sea 2, shark conservationist Dr. Misty Calhoun (Danielle Savre) is invited to consult on a new, top secret project run by pharmaceutical billionaire Carl Durant (Michael Beach). When science meddles with the time-tested process ...

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Butcher the Bakers (2017) - Movie Review

Butcher the Bakers - Movie ReviewFor writer/director Tyler Amm, the third time really is the charm.  His latest horror/comedy is a certifiable blast of gut-busting humor and horror.  Butcher the Bakers crawls out from the stickier side of the theater and plops itself right in your lap.  You simply cannot ...

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