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Spetters (1980) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 12 June 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Paul Verhoeven does not make bad films. Argue with me all you want to about the massive raspberry that you claim is Showgirls and I will defend it to my last breath. It is everything that it is BY DESIGN. Verhoeven, the Dutch filmmaker that gave us RoboCop, Total Recall ...

Tomb Raider (2018) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 11 June 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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At least the filmmakers got the character right. Fist pumping all the way out of the theater this March, that was my big takeaway from this reboot. Finally, a Lara Croft film that felt EXACTLY like the character should. She just needed a better storyline. Maybe next time, right? ...

The Hurricane Heist (2018) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 10 June 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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First and foremost, director Rob Cohen's latest flick does NOT rock you like a hurricane. It might, in fact, do the opposite and put your ass to sleep. Somehow the director of The Fast and The Furious, Dragonheart, xXx, and Daylight inexplicably drains the mighty ferociousness ...

Zombie 4: After Dark (1989) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 09 June 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Because there is life after death … if you are a zombie! Director Claudio Fragasso (Troll 2) returns the zombie lore back to basics with a tale of voodoo (Who do? You do!) and a curse that has widespread repercussions in this Italian trashterpiece of island schlock rock. With this hot and ...

Game Night (2018) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 23 February 2018; Written by Frank Wilkins

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We all have that one friend. That over-stimulated, under-acknowledged, hyper-competitive jerk to whom everything in life is a game with an undeniable winner and a loser. There are a whole bunch of those kind in Game Night, the latest film by 2015’s Vacation reboot ...

Zombie 3: Limited Edition (1988) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 09 June 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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When birds attack! Being pecked in the face repeatedly is no laughing matter. I once had a run-in with a chicken when I was a small boy. It’s no fun. Those dinosaur descendants will peck your eyes out if you aren’t careful. In Zombie 3, now on blu-ray thanks to ...

Death Ship (1980) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 07 June 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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“It’s as if it is deliberately trying to ram us!” When it comes to farewell lines in seafaring history, there might not be a more prophetic sentence spoken… unless, of course, someone on the Titanic uttered something about needing ice for a drink mere seconds before the ...

Won't You Be My Neighbor (2018) - Movie Review

Details: Published: 08 June 2018; Written by Frank Wilkins

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If you only take away one thing from Morgan Neville’s new documentary Won’t You Be My Neighbor, it should be that Fred Rogers, the man behind the long-running PBS children’s show Mister Rogers Neighborhood, was exactly what we always thought he was – just an all-around ...

Michael Myers Dons the Mask Once Again in First Trailer for HALLOWEEN

Details: Published: 08 June 2018; Written by Frank Wilkins

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We can't recall the level of anticipation for a trailer's release ever being quite this high, but it is certainly that with the tweets and "grams" having reached a pinnacle this week as the release of the first trailer for the Halloween reboot has finally arrived. We received a short one minute ...

Ocean's 8 - Movie Review

Details: Published: 07 June 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Because crime is a family affair. I’m not going to say that we needed an Ocean’s 11 spin-off. All I am going to say is that, as an avid fan of Steven Soderbergh’s style-centric comedic heist films starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon, I am just thrilled to see the franchise ...