Loron Hays

Ever experience writer’s block before? I think it comes with the territory of being a writer. There’s nothing more threatening than snow on a blank screen or the icy frost on a piece of paper. Write t...
And you thought Valentine’s Day was going to be a crapshoot of crummy choices at the cineplex? Coming from straight out of left field and shot in-camera, Molli and Max in the Future has the warmth and...
The cinematic world of writer/director Dario Argento might be filled with chaos and unimaginable horrors, but there is an elegance to his craft; a perfection that goes unmatched when it comes to the s...
“These references have gotten out of control.” Operating as one of the weirdest and funniest love letters in cinema to a recently passed music legend, Murdaritaville sings all the right notes as it go...
Written and directed by Dan Lantz, Alice and the Vampire Queen stakes a name for itself rather quickly with an unexpected rendezvous on an unnamed beach. With three unidentified men in black suddenly...
“Super cops in Hong Kong are cheap and plentiful like commodities in supermarkets.” . . . in which Jackie Chan , martial arts maestro by way of Buster Keaton , gets introduced to American...
“So you fucked up and killed somebody! Relax. When the band goes on tour, it’s gonna happen.” Let the bloody fun begin! Full of a whole lot of unexpected camp, fun, and buckets of BLOOD , Destroy All...
Opening with what has to be the “shitiest” murder scene (pun intended), Scalper is not for the faint of heart. It’s damned grotesque in its depiction of some brutal-ass murders. Sure, it settles calml...
“Wolfman’s got nards!” You know who to call when you have ghosts, but who do you call about monsters?!! The Monster Squad - a group of young kids devoted to protecting their suburban neighborhood from...
"What's a kid gonna shoot a silver .44 bullet at anyway?" Finally. With this 4K Collector’s Edition from Scream Factory , a long requested top 10 horror film arrives with picture-perfect clarity! Step...
“It’s going to go dark now, so don’t fight it.” Writer/Director Robert Conway ’s take on werewolves is pretty interesting. Low in budget, but high in ideas, Hellhounds reimagines a war between humans...
“Maybe we could help each other.” Opening with a rather disturbing situation which sees a teenage boy being shooed off into a dog house to sleep for the night by an abusive woman, Roadkill is out to d...
“Just one more thing . . . “ The rumpled trench coat. The cheap cigars. The coy aloofness. And those mental games. That’s right, Los Angeles homicide detective Lieutenant Columbo ( Peter Falk ) is bac...
I’m just going to go ahead and say it. Godzilla Minus One is the best Godzilla movie that’s ever been put out. They are fighting words for sure, but I am not kidding. This film is GLORIOUS as a new me...
"You should stay away from them, my dear, unless you want problems." And no one wants problems. Well, problems are exactly what you get when The Arsenaults, a family of illegal poachers, are involved...