Loron Hays

“You will never be a true clown!” Make no mistake about it, Apocalypse Clown is going to be a cult classic. It’s deranged and barking mad, but the comedy is classic as a band of outcast clowns deliver...
In which Jackie Chan takes down a hovercraft trashing the streets of NYC with an antique samurai sword while driving a doorless Lamborghini Countach (with a broken ankle)! For many Americans, Rumble I...
It’s a rags-to-riches story by way of the fist! Directed by Chang Cheh and Pao Hsueh Li and featuring a stellar performance from Chen Kuan Tai as Ma Yung Chen, who heads to the big city seeking his ow...
It’s a rags-to-riches story by way of the fist! Directed by Chang Cheh and Pao Hsueh Li and featuring a stellar performance from Chen Kuan Tai as Ma Yung Chen, who heads to the big city seeking his ow...
In which some very nimble fingers pluck out a man’s eyeballs from their sockets! King Boxer remains a powerhouse of hard-hitting kung-fu action. It is, at once, a full force blast of cinematic energy...
Monsters. Mutants. And mayhem from the skies above! It’s all here in Godzilla: Final Wars , the one movie designed to end the kaiju reign of terror once and for all...
It’s been a couple of hot and sticky summers since we’ve had a good shark movie to make us think twice about visiting the beach on a sunny day. With some recent incidents involving sharks being a litt...
Written by Paul Thomas and directed by Chris Cronin, The Moor is folk horror at its finest. This is an atmospheric film which takes its time in its handling of suspense and lets the grief gather in th...
The Deadly Venoms return! Bean curds; a dyeing mill; a fighting school. These are the common denominators when fighting off a horde of Ching soldiers in director Chang Cheh ’s Shaolin Rescuers , a cho...
Opening with some sexy vampires who are down to fang, Insane Like Me sets up quite the conundrum for a combat veteran who is returning home after a tour of duty overseas. It seems his girlfriend, who...
In which the white-haired supervillain somehow returns to rain down even more destruction upon the disciples of Shaolin! Also known as Slice Of Death, Shaolin Abbot proves that David Chiang is not to...
It’s time to enter the bizarro world, my Chopsocky connoisseurs! This is a world where, in the wake of Bruce Lee ’s death, many film companies - including Golden Harvest , the production company that...
It’s no stretch of the imagination to state that Director Lau Kar-Leung ’s Challenge of the Masters is a revolutionary statement of how martial arts movies ought to be done. The resulting film is an i...
Clan Of The White Lotus is one of the Shaw Brothers finest efforts in comedy and in kung-fu. It is endlessly entertaining and full of some awesome choreography, thanks to the work of by the one and on...
Not the eyes! Not the eyes! Oh, yes, it’s a brutal jab to the eyes which does the trick in Executioners From Shaolin , a multi-generational chop socky revenge tale which is absolutely unforgettable fo...