Loron Hays

Heads will roll. Lots and lots and lots of 'em. Based on the comic book series of the same name by Robert Kirkman, The Walking Dead continues its macabre assault on AMC with a mighty third season that...
Once upon a very brief time, Dolph Lundgren was being groomed to be the next badass superstar. And then Hollywood woke up, realizing he was already a parody. Made at the very peak of his brief rise to...
Oh, but no. Just no. Having no idea what to expect from a movie entitled Pawn Shop Chronicles but sporting an interesting cast, I thought I would give it a fair shake. Unfortunately, that’s where my f...
I’m being generous with a 3 star review for Larry Cohen’s flawed movie, I know. Kick dust at me. Go ahead. The gimme-my-paycheck acting of David Carradine is terrible; the court scenes are grueling at...
A slimmed-down (or well-concealed) John Travolta plays a cold-blooded Serbian war criminal (wait, what?) and Robert De Niro forgets his southern accent over Jaeger shots in director Mark Steven Johnso...
Loosely based on the real life Canadian manhunt for `Mad Trapper' Albert Johnson, director Peter Hunt ( On Her Majesty’s Secret Service ) proves once again to be stellar behind the camera as Death Hun...
Saving the best for the last, director Edgar Wright and star Simon Pegg nicely wrap up their “Cornetto” trilogy with The World’s End . It is a movie that is refreshing and hilarious and – shockingly e...
One of the few filmic anomalies in the classic era of the long-running Doctor Who series has finally received the upgrade it so richly deserves. Jon Pertwee's first outing as the Doctor is the first t...
The no CGI mandate continues as Adam Green’s uber-bloody Hatchet series comes up with its third and freshest entry. Directed by BJ McDonnell, Hatchet 3 begins precisely where the second one ended – wi...
A Boy and His Dog is the perfect post-apocalyptic movie. The dark humor from science fiction author Harlan Ellison (writer for Star Trek , The Alfred Hitchcock Hour , and The Outer Limits ) is strikin...
Originally inspired by spacey Mormon theology concerning a planet named Kolob and the council of twelve, the original Battlestar Galactica movie (but really just the first three episodes of the series...
Cy Roth’s Fire Maidens of Outer Space from 1956 is 78-minutes of black-and-white science fiction B-movie cheese. It should be noted that most of that cheese has spoiled. While this isn’t the worse fil...
Released years before the Alan Moore revisions of DC Comics Universe’s environmentally concerned soul crusader, Wes Craven’s Swamp Thing isn’t so much a superhero movie in the traditional sense as it...
Cheese never gets as gooey as it does in William Sachs’ bloody awful The Incredible Melting Man . Originally intended to be a spoof of horror films until money hungry producers – realizing there’s mor...
Fresh from the success of 1978’s Halloween , director John Carpenter returns to horror and its star Jamie Lee Curtis for his follow-up feature film. The Fog is a supernatural horror flick that is heav...