Loron Hays

He’s baaack! Thank the Maker for director James Wan because he knows how to navigate a film through one hell of a frightmare, complete with creaks and groans and ghouls and dark, dark shadows. Everyth...
...in which the whole Nature VS Nurture argument finally gets its hands bloody. Okay, so maybe Morgan isn’t all that original. The story about an artificial intelligence being raised in a laboratory a...
"Put your weight on it, put your weight on it, put your weight on it,” shouts comedian Rudy Ray Moore as he spins the latest disco record on the dance floor for his patrons. His tight powder-blue leot...
As fond as I am for Anthony Perkins’ acting talents, I have to say that Psycho IV: The Beginning is a film best suited for those looking to complete the Norman Bates experience only. It is interesting...
“Now are you ready to tell me the secrets of the death ray,” snarls Bela Lugosi as the all-black wearing villain in Chandu the Magician . He plays Roxor, an evil mastermind hell-bent on ruling nations...
Embracing a joyously retro-generated vibe of all things bursting with rainbows, unicorns, NES, comic books, and Michael Ironside, Turbo Kid laser blasts its way onto blu-ray with the single mission to...
Arthur Bishop is back. He’s also pretty irritated. You should NEVER mess with him while he is trying to eat. And, as showcased by the always-charismatic Jason Statham, the specialist of accidental dea...
Shelley Winters unhinged is some scary-ass shit. And that’s a fact. Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? presents the actress as a civilized AND extremely wicked woman who longs to be reunited with her dearly dep...
Microwave Massacre is the type of low budget horror-comedy that few have patience for. It’s slapped together from long first takes (because the producers had no money to waste) and, as the opening cre...
To this day, The Adventures of Bukaroo Banzai remains one helluva wild ride. There is no other film that quite matches its new wave swagger. Nothing comes close to its style or its wit and, while a co...
The Mind’s Eye is something special. Look right below the title of this review. You’ll notice the pints-of-beer rating, meaning that the film automatically falls into the B-movie category – even thoug...
It’s not often that I get the chance to say that there’s actually a mini-series or television show based on Stephen King’s writing that is actually worth your time. Hulu’s 11.22.63 is one such product...
There’s never been a love story as twisted and as unique as The Lobster . Set in the near future, the cold and distant world of director Yorgos Lanthimos’s first English-language feature is a bizarrel...
Eat your heart out, Tex Avery. The cartoon spoof to end all others has arrived. Sausage Party , while often crass, is a banging affair. It’s safe to say that – in an animated war against humans – proc...
Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently three films into DC comics newly introduced cinematic universe. The result is none too pleasing. With Zack Snyder at the helm, he has done little to impres...