Loron Hays

To the outside eye, The Astro-Zombies is probably not regarded as the greatest of monster flicks. Clocking in at 91-minutes, the b-grade entertainment at the center of this Mad Scientist tale is far t...
Writer, director, and editor Ti West ( The Innkeepers ) pays homage to the westerns of Sergio Leone with his latest film, In a Valley of Violence . The results are expectantly explosive with sudden bu...
Dude. Talk about a blast from the past. Duuuuude. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is already a comedy classic from the latter part of the 1980s. Had it failed to connect with audiences, there would b...
Vinegar Syndrome isn’t through with writer/director Richard Casey just yet. Hot off the heels of their “loverly” HD handling of Horror House on Highway 5 comes his second feature, Hellbent . This punk...
Hands down, It is the best killer clown movie around to ever roll out onto ANY screen. The miniseries itself might be a tad uneven, but nothing beats Tim Curry’s performance as the killer clown haunti...
The Phantasm series completes its offbeat rotation around the sun with the release of Phantasm: RaVager this Friday. It is a movie that is both a fitting goodbye to the late Angus Scrimm and, operatin...
Cruising rather comfortably on its low budget, Hammer Horror director Terence Fisher’s The Earth Dies Screaming has one of the fiercest and most engaging openings to every kick off a science fiction f...
Garden shears. It had to be garden shears. Ho! Ho! Ho! Let the stabbing begin! Written and directed by Todd Nunes, All Through The House is a Christmas-themed slasher that makes for a better trailer t...
There are few things MORE terrifying to me than an exaggerated Richard Nixon mask. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s the extended nose or the heavily-lined cheeks, but it just creeps me the fuck out. In fa...
So you’re throwing a party on Halloween night and, while the ghouls and boils are still ringing your doorbell and pulling pranks in the neighborhood, you want something to set the mood. Decorations ar...
Two horny teenagers interrupt their quickie – now that the parental units have left the house – to down some more hooch. The guy needs something to drink. Apparently, her vagina isn’t satisfying all o...
When the results are this hilarious, who needs sophistication? Filmmaker Matt Johnson ( The Dirties ) and co-conspirator Owen Williams return to playing themselves in their second feature, Operation A...
Vestron Video continues its Lionsgate-sponsored rebirth with the High-Definition release of one of the craziest horror films to ever see the light of the day, Blood Diner . Where the fuck do I even be...
The Killbots are coming!!! The Killbots are coming!!! Grab your wayfarers, pop your collars, and hitch up your chinos, we’re heading to the mall of the future. With robots providing security detail, t...
Gearheads and punks rejoice! Your metal and steel obsessed world just got a hell of a lot shinier. The neon-splashed roads of an Ozploitation classic are yours to drive upon once again. Dead-End Drive...