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Details: Published: 15 July 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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This movie is proof that downed US F-111 bombers and curious little boys do not mix. Make no mistake about it, the MVD Rewind Collection absolutely saves this film from its VHS dustbin obscurity. The cover art – featuring a “Be Kind Rewind” sticker on the front – is all sorts ...

Details: Published: 13 July 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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You can’t touch this! Funny, charming, and definitely loaded with better moves than you’ve ever seen before, Breakin’ and its immediate sequel, Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, find their way onto a sparkling and crisp 2fer blu-ray release from Shout Factory. Because dance fighting ...

Details: Published: 11 July 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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“Cop a chill. We are outta here!” Fire Birds, originally released in 1990, is the movie in which Tommy Lee Jones perfects being Tommy Lee Jones, the persona, and trains a motley crew of pilots in America’s war against drugs. Fire Birds is also the movie where Nicolas Cage as ...

Details: Published: 11 July 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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This is a movie about a mutant 8-foot-tall sheep. Let that image take root. It is both disturbing, overstuffed, and hilarious. For that reason alone, Godmonster of Indian Flants is a must-see B-movie designed especially for the cinematic freaks out there. The ground trembles ...

Details: Published: 08 July 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Beat Street Breakdown, RUUUUUAHHHH!!! Like it or leave it, Beat Street is back. This is the film which for many, including the entire country of Germany, brought breakdancing out of the shadows, off the cardboard, and into everyone’s life ...

Details: Published: 07 July 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Aaaaannnnnnd this is why boys should not fall in love with demon brides. Human sacrifices. Summoning ancient Gods. And hookers giving birth to mutant monsters. If demented killings with dildos and fan blades is your cup of homebrewed tea, then Call Girl of Cthulhu is ...

Details: Published: 06 July 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Bigfoot Country is certainly very scenic and so full of wildlife that it certainly becomes a spectacle. But, much life “squatching” itself, it can be a little … too quiet. The lead-off movie in this grindhouse drive-in combo seems to be suffering from the “you had to be there” syndrome. ...

Details: Published: 04 July 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Everybody out of the water! The coast guard has just pulled another limbless (and lifeless) corpse out of the ocean. What the hell is happening to all these fishermen with expensive ass boats? ...

Details: Published: 03 July 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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There goes the neighborhood! That’s what happens when horror itself crashes a couple’s evening when they discover that those they’ve invited in are responsible for their daughter’s grisly demise. And then, thanks to writer/director Wes Craven and producer Sean Cunningham ...

Details: Published: 02 July 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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To the victor, long life and happiness! And, in a movie about the search for the last fertile human woman on the planet (with over 500 uncontaminated eggs in her ovaries), that life had better be a damn good one. Welcome to the New Middle Ages on this garbage dump of ...