Russell Crowe Lost at SeaRussell Crowe got into a fight with the ocean and lost terribly this holiday weekend. He and a friend took to kayaking off the coast of Long Island on Saturday and got swept away by the current. Eventually the Coast Guard was called to bail his ass out. I find it ironic that the man cast as Noah, not to mention the star of Master and Commander, got lost at sea. In other Russell Crowe news, no one with half a brain will see The Man with the Iron Fists because it stars a pro-wrestler. I think its time Crowe went back to his Romper Stomper days.