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F9 - Movie Review

F9

Climb in and enjoy the ride, suckas!  There’s no need for roads where this franchise is headed!  Space awaits!  Yes, this is where F9 heads and you will love the sheer ridiculousness of it all as the 9th film in the series gets both the FAST and the FURIOUS back on track, avoiding the Moonraker-sized disaster it could have been at the sheer mention of achieving orbit.

"It’s going to be one hell of a BIG and DUMB thrill ride as we lay the groundwork for the grand finale"


F9 opens with a long overdue and fully fleshed-out scene which was once a footnote merely whispered about in the first movie and, after witnessing the death of Dominic Toretto’s father, eventually winds itself into the first installment of the final trilogy of films which should round out the series in an exciting manner, making this full-throttled car opera worthy of every second of its EXTENDED running time.

You heard me correctly.  Buckle up.  It’s going to be one hell of a BIG and DUMB thrill ride as we lay the groundwork for the grand finale!

F9, believe it or not, makes up for some of the weaknesses in the last outing and does a slight course correction which makes it run a hell of a lot smoother as Han (Sung Kang) returns from the dead and Dom’s never-mentioned estranged younger brother, Jakob (John Cena), makes his debut in the series.  Even if Roman (Tyrese Gibson) and Tej (Chris “Ludacris” Bridges) are on board the magnetically-challenged shenanigans to stop the bratty intentions of a dictator’s son, Otto (Thue Ersted Rasmussen), they know enough to NEVER stop bickering and commenting on the series’s brand of outlandish antics especially when they find themselves in a Pontiac Fiero which is strapped to a rocket that will put them in, you guessed it, orbit. F9

If you are groaning already, just know that this B-movie series is a MODERN MIRACLE when it comes to moviemaking, having raised an entire generation of gearheaded fans who - like me - don’t even blink at the series' leaps of logic, the laundry list of soap opera antics incorporated, and the macguffins used throughout.  The point is that we EXPECT them all and love them for the popcorn-minded escapism that they are. The fast moving series is pretty bulletproof when it comes to criticism and that’s because the journey in these flicks is ALWAYS worth the price of admission.  Embrace the vehicular carnage and hitch a ride, already!  

B-movie enthusiasts absolutely live on this mac and cheese material and fans of the franchise definitely give the writers - this time Daniel Casey and the film's director Justin Lin - free passes when it comes to rounding up the family for further globetrotting adventures.  Rest assured, the gang's all here as Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Nathalie Emmanuel, Michael Rooker, Gal Gadot, Jason Stathom, Helen Mirren, Kurt Russell, Lucas Black, Bow Wow, Earl Hu and Charlize Theron as Cipher, a criminal mastermind and cyberterrorist who ultimately teams up with Jakob, all climb aboard in some fashion to help Dom swing his car on a rope over a canyon, as well as prevent the mass destruction that Otto dreams about.

Sure, sure, it’s all FANTASTICALLY IMPROBABLE, but it is also damn exciting and thanks to the earnestness of it all, the great stunts, and the heartfelt beats which director Justin Lin and Vin Diesel bring to this installment, F9 rockets its way to the stars and beyond, which should make everyone smile at the sheer escapism joy of it all.    

Make no mistake about it, F9 sticks its landing and has us already eyeing the next two installments in this FUN family affair.

4/5 stars

Film Details

F9

MPAA Rating: PG-13 for sequences of violence and action, and language.
Runtime:
145 mins
Director
: Justin Lin
Writer:
Daniel Casey, Justin Linr
Cast:
Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster
Genre
: Action
Tagline:
Fast Family Forever.
Memorable Movie Quote:
Theatrical Distributor:
Universal Pictures
Official Site: http://www.thefastsaga.com/
Release Date:
June 25, 2021
DVD/Blu-ray Release Date:

Synopsis: Cipher enlists the help of Jakob, Dom's younger brother to take revenge on Dom and his team.

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