Loron Hays

Ah, the Cold War. Good times. Good times. And, with Red Dawn leading the way, it produced a great many war-themed movies during the 1980s all with Russia on its mind. One of those, albeit more teenage...
With everything on point in this action comedy, Bullet Train arrives on your screens exactly on time! Be prepared for a wee bit of the ultraviolence and a whole lot of neon-soaked hilarity as director...
Wheels up! Convicted felon Diego Montalban ( Noel Gugliemi in a fun but brief role) is nothing but trouble. So is this flight to Puerto Rico as it is struck by lightning when a storm suddenly appears...
The crazy clown mayhem of All Hallows Eve continues! Writer/Director Damien Leone knows how to commit to horror. I mean, without even batting an eye he serves up a whole platter of gore-iffic deserts,...
Whispering Pines. You won’t forget the name of this town anytime soon. And that’s thanks to the disturbing events in Anubys Lopez ’s latest backwoods horror film, Those Who Call . It begins with a blo...
The widespread destruction is a given, yet it is the crime thriller drama at the burning heart of Firenado which comes as a surprise as an accountant for the mob has to escape the titular event - whic...
Confession time, children! Gather around. Closer, please. I'm going to whisper this to you before I spend an entire review proclaiming why. Here goes: I fucking love Bob Clark...
Boris Karloff is, as the kids today put it, a beast of cinematic legend. His iconic face and voice is synonymous with tales of terror and legends of classic Hollywood. Like Vincent Price and Bela Lugo...
Edge is a captivating documentary about the loss of language. Think it isn’t possible? Think again. Thanks to the turbulent histories of the Spanish missions at the base of Black Mesa, many Pueblo com...
Death by candy cane?! A Santa who gives lumps and bruises while battling for the safety of a child who still believes in him? Sign me up! Violent Night is an unexpected treasure this holiday season of...
And now, thanks to the fine folks over at Paramount , we finally get the 4K transfer of Quentin Tarantin o’s Pulp Fiction , a masterwork of filmmaking...
Super tongue strikes again! Bob Clark ’s Black Christmas is a masterpiece of horror (and humor) that you truly can deck the halls with. There’s no other way to put it. Oh, the print critics had a fiel...
In the new satirical comedy The Menu , director Mark Mylod (TV's Succession ) and screenwriters Seth Reiss and Will Tracy (former writers at The Onion ) use the world of food, foodies, critics, and ch...
When we help others, we bring them closer to God. That’s the idea, right? Well, Writer/Director Eric Pennycoff ( Sadistic Intentions ) has something to say about that idea and it begins with the icy b...
Writer/director Eric Swelstad ( The Curse of Lizzie Borden 2: Prom Night, Too Good to Be True ) deserved better with his small town satanic panic flick, Heartland of Darkness . The film, also referred...