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Fifty Shades Freed

The mommy-porn trilogy has finally reached its climactic end. Thank goodness!

Monster Family - Movie Review

One big hairy mess.

Winchester - Movie Review

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Jigsaw - Blu-ray Review

Good or bad, a new trap is set.

Happy Death Day - Blu-ray Review

Far more enjoyable when it doesn’t take itself quite so seriously

Geostorm (2017 - Blu-ray Review

Don’t even act like you care about this one.

mother! - DVD Review

Even a talented actress can't polish poop.

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Annabelle: Creation - Blu-ray Review

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Rawhead Rex (1986) - Blu-ray Review

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War for the Planet of the Apes - Blu-ray Review

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Spider-Man: Homecoming - Blu-ray Review

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A Woman's Torment (1977) - Blu-ray Review

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Wilson (2017) - DVD Review

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Beyond the Seventh Door (1987) - Blu-ray Review

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Tragedy Girls - Movie Review

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Prime Evil/Lurkers (1987-1988) - Blu-ray Review

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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me - Criterion Collection (1992) - Blu-ray Review

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