Lost Girls & Love Hotels - Movie Review

Pointless storytelling and lethargic pacing

Yellow Rose - Movie Review

Educates, inspires, and entertains

Kajillionaire - Movie Review

Enjoyed every single second of it.

Guilt - Movie Review

Alarming, disquieting, and totally kick-ass

Flash Gordon (1980) - 4K UHD Review

A cinematic treat

The Hunt - Blu-ray Review

The Hunt is On!

Jaws - 4K UHD Review

Like being transported to 1975

The Invisible Man - Movie Review

One of the great horror films

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Hell Riders (1984) - Blu-ray Review

Hell RidersA silk-suited jogging Adam West (Batman) in a bizarro biker flick?  Where the hell do I sign up to see this example of gonzo-like gear-head shenanigans?!  Turns out the new Vinegar Syndrome Archive line - complete with a hand numbered slipcase that opens from the ...

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The High Note - Movie Review

The High NoteWith stories of female empowerment all the rage in Hollywood these days, it was only a matter of time before the movement took on an industry forever entrenched in the practice of not taking women seriously: the music business. But that’s exactly what the The High Note, starring Dakota Johnson (Fifty Shades of Grey) and  ...

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Brahms: The Boy II (2020) - Blu-ray Review

Brahms: The Boy II

It's the sequel no one wanted.  Go in knowing this. The opening few minutes of Brahms: The Boy II are this film’s best.  Shocking and thrilling, an unsuspected home invasion rocks the idyllic world of Liza (Katie Holmes, Dawson’s Creek) and her son Jude (Christopher Convery, The Girl in the Spider’s Web).  It’s a ...

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Bloodtide (1982) - Blu-ray Review

Blood Tide

Beware, thar be sea creatures here! Thanks to producer Nico Mastorakis (Island of Death, The Zero Boys, The Wind), Richard Jefferies, the screenwriter behind Scarecrows, The Vagrant, and Cold Creek Manor, steps behind the camera for the first time and takes viewers on yet another ...

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Escape from L.A.: Collector's Edition (1996) - Blu-ray Review

Escape from L.A.Because you never know when you are going to need stick matches! While the earthquake that opens John Carpenters Escape from L.A. and separates the county from the rest of California might be the stuff of fiction, it is NO stretch of the truth to admit that this post-apocalyptic sequel was ...

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Dolly Dearest (1991) - Blu-ray Review

Dolly DearestPut down that burrito, my friend, Satan is back on earth!  That’s right, Dolly Dearest has returned to finish the job it started back when it was originally released in 1991! ...

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The Departure - Movie Review

The Departure

Stinkin’ Lucas just cheers everybody up and makes the whole office better!  Lucas this! Lucas that!  Uh-oh.  Just who is this guy? With those words, Nate (Grant Wright Gunderson) finds himself concerned about his girlfriend’s loyalty given his new circumstances.  What follows in ...

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The Candy Witch - Movie Review

The Candy WitchThe hot water is boiling.  The lemon is cut.  The tea leaves are ready, too.  But the relaxing night planned is soon interrupted.  First, there is a terrifying shadow down the hall and then, with the ringing of the doorbell, a parcel has arrived.  It’s candy!  But one bite tells you all you need to know about its  ...

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Breeders (Deadly Instincts) (1997) - Blu-ray Review

BreedersOh, boy.  If the alternate title shown in the opening credits isn't a sign of a really bad movie, then I don't know what it is.  Where do I even begin with this schlocky D-grade rip on extraterrestrial sex? If you are anything like me, you are aware of this movie for two reasons: Samantha Janus  ...

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Zombie Island Massacre (1984) - Blu-ray Review

Zombie Island Massacre (1984)When the “zombies” start slipping vines over the heads of the island visitors and choking them to death, I’d say the vacation on this tropical island is over.  Mexico would have been so much nicer indeed!   ...

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