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For a very long time, I wished that First Blood had been a one and done deal. But it arrived in the 1982, and anything from the 80s onward that made the studios money would like get a sequel with a roman numeral next to it. The remainder of that decade saw ...
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There are things you probably know when approaching a scary-looking house that has long been abandoned. If you have to break a lock in order to get in, then you should probably run in the opposite direction. Quickly. The teenagers in this horror film, from producer ...
Read more: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark - Blu-ray Review
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Butchering babes in motel rooms and burying them alongside the road. That’s what you get here in this intelligently made thriller from Patrick’s Richard Franklin and smartly-written script from Everett De Roche. ...
Read more: Road Games: Collector's Edition (1981) - Blu-ray Review
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Bruce Springsteen. The name alone creates a number of iconic images. The fist raised in the sky. The bandana. The cut-off sleeves. Asbury Park.The BIG man on the sax. That worn guitar. The cars and the girls. Whatever it is for you, I assure you ...
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No, this title isn’t connected to Silent Bob’s Russian cousin. You know, the one that kept singing, “BERRRRRSERRRRRRKER!” in Clerks. That might have improved Berserker greatly. Instead, we get a killer Viking warrior offing dumbass teenagers in Utah while they dance and listen to some pretty ...
Read more: Berserker: The Nordic Curse (1987) - Blu-ray Review
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Objectified horror has found its home! If you ever find the replicate of the original Amityville house in your garage, but it is pint-sized (as in a dollhouse) leave it the fuck alone. Don’t touch it. Don’t bring it into the house. Burn that fucker to the ground. Hell, if you ever come in contact with ...
Read more: Amityville: The Cursed Collection (1989 – 1996) - Blu-ray Review
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What movie? You didn’t tell me about any movie! The meta is strong in the remake of The Blob. Too bad this remake often gets ignored because this version gets a lot of things about remakes damn right. There is a lot to love about this flick and, believe it ...
Read more: The Blob: Collector's Edition (1988) - Blu-ray Review
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What do bathtub toy boats and plastic helicopters have in common with a dude in a monster suit? Hint: the action takes place in Japan. That’s right. Godzilla, the mother of all mega-monster movies, is returning to run rampage through your home ...
Read more: Godzilla: The Showa-Era Films (1955 – 1975) - Blu-ray Review
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Clash, Killer Fist! A legend has returned. If you are not yet one with the madness that is the martial arts film, then let this release be your starting point. Why? Because from the years of 1973 to 1976, at the height of the martial arts movie and its influence of sheer insanity and nastiness ...
Read more: The Street Fighter Collection (1974) - Blu-ray Review
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“Isn’t it gorgeous, babe?!” That’s the pervading sentiment in Hard Ticket to Hawaii, a bleach-blonde action flick in which hot babes do their best thinking in Jacuzzis and, after insulting a bunch of horny men, start kicking lots of ass ...
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Completely mad. Absolutely bonkers. Those are some descriptions that are often used to describe this New Age-inspired flick of voodoo hoodoo transmissions. The Manitou is EXACTLY the pile of rock and schlock trash that you want it to be and now, thanks to Scream ...
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To this day, there remains something insanely special about director Brian De Palma’s Carrie. It is based on the once-discarded novel by Stephen King, but was painstakingly adapted for the screen by Lawrence D. Cohen. Cohen got everything about King’s first novel right ...
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The blood! The guts! The wiggling limbs! I bet Artie (Bennett Liss) and Charlie (Johnny Doran), those poor souls, never expected to lose their heads and their legs when they decided to pull a prank on one of their friends one shadowy night. One gets microwaved and the ...
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Fun with helicopter models and CinemaScope exploits! The Land Unknown arrives on blu-ray thanks to Kino Lorber Studio Classics and while it is definitely C-grade 1950s entertainment – happiest when knocking off King Kong and The Lost World – the adventure film ...
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Deception! Trickery! And really bad wigs! There are two reasons why one steps foot through The Strange Door. They are two BIG reasons, mind you, being the over-the-top performances from Charles Laughton and Boris Karloff, who spends a lot of time ...
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The horror of that fateful day in 1978’s I Spit on Your Grave returns thanks to writer/director Meir Zarchi, He did the first film, remember? In fact, the one and only Camille Keaton as Jennifer Hills is also back doing what she does best: getting revenge. This time, though ...
Read more: I Spit on Your Grave: Déjà vu (2019) - Blu-ray Review
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The slums never appeared so expressive and atmospheric than they do in this flick. The 1940s absolutely come alive thanks to an eloquent expression of nightmarish entrapment that hugs the atmosphere and the crazy characters of this poverty row picture from Sylvester Stallone, who ...
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Giant hands and giant insects! Tarantula! has returned to prey upon us all! ...
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Canuxploitation goes for the head with director Ed Hunt’s The Brain. Maybe not for everyone, but for those audiences out there hungry from some Cronenberg-esque madness, this is a pulpy movie that delivers the goods. And now, thanks to Shout! Factory, the movie and its monster ...
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Because Gleaming the Cube didn’t quite pay all the Slater-avenging bills! Okay, I will fess up. When I originally saw this flick, it was for Milla Jovovich dancing around in her underwear and for no other reason. I mean, I guess I thought that maybe it ...
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I don’t know about you, but ANY movie that begins with Wizard Video Presents and then manages to work its (pause for dramatic effect) title into the opening few moments of narration is sure to be a B-movie winner. And, truly, the robot rebellion that ...
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Fill ‘er up, Joe, the Gas Pump Girls are back in action doing what they do best. Service with a smile! Welcome back to Hometown High! Fresh faces! Moral fortitude! And, obviously, lots and lots of sexually repressed shenanigans ...
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It might be the best Altor movie, yes indeed, but that is still not saying much at all. More artsy than what came before, Iron Warrior is a film which wants to do a lot of things . . but does not actually do a damn thing in its running time except leave audiences scratching their ...
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Chop-socky!? More like cop-socky! Police Story and its 1988 sequel are back in blu! ...
Read more: Police Story/Police Story 2: Criterion Collection (1985/1988) - Blu-ray Review
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Rituals, underrated and rarely seen, is a masterpiece of moody mud-caked horror, especially the unedited version. Never heard of it? Well, that might be because this Canadian backwoods thriller – filmed in a charred-out forest – got unfairly dismissed as a Deliverance wannabe at the ...
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I am not a fan of kids crawling into beds for no good reason. Sure the snuggles are great . . . but, well, maybe my own son creeped me out by too many times just standing in the bedroom waiting for me to wake up. It puts me on edge, man. Give me a creepy kid film and, damn it, I just can’t handle ...
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Because we all need to take a lesson from the Ty (Mike Kellin) and Vachel (Charles Bartlett) playbook! ...
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Premiering on Blu-ray, DVD and digital platforms May 14 from Severin Films comes Saint Bernard, a hallucinogenic journey into the mind of an artist that is, at once, on equal footing with the visionary mind and wit of David Lynch. Never in my entire life did I think I would ...
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This film was supposed to be my big break and it turned out to be a big disaster." Yes, those are actual lines spoken in this flick. Jennifer Lopez says them to Jon Voight and the scene, which features Voight hilariously responding in his ridiculous accent "it's been a long time since I had a ...
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It’s the big BANG, baby! We all know this wonderful existence ends. But how? Will we blow ourselves up in a nuclear war or will we drain the earth of its resources and go out slowly? Will the end arrive with the zombie apocalypse or will it be a haunted affair? Somehow all of this ...
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