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The boy wakes up. His hair is a mess that no comb will be able to contain.  Dirk the Daring, the best knight in the kingdom of King Ethelred, stares back at him from his wall.  The kid, a little pudgy around the middle, flexes in the mirror before slipping on his shirt.  He goes down the stairs.  His Big Dog ...

 

Emmanuelle and the Deadly Black Cobra - Blu-ray Review

Eurotrash cinema by way of slinky and naked snake handling?  Yummy. If gorgeous and exotic topless women dancing open-mouthed with a damn big snake wrapping around them as an organ soundtrack plays with a chorus of female voices chanting  “Gee-gee-I” turns you on ...

Sweet Sugar (2018) - Blu-ray Review“Alright, ladies, from here on out your machete is your best friend.  Keep it clean.  Keep it sharp.  And keep it well oiled.”  With those specific instructions, the burly guards of one sugarcane harvesting prison program in Costa Rica unleash Hell itself by arming the ...

Hell Night (1981) - Blu-ray ReviewScore another one for the good guys!  Hell Night, being a fun-loving meditation on the very nature of gothic haunts and twisted terror by the man who brought you The Concrete Jungle (which I reviewed just last week)Chatterbox, and Reform School Girls, is finally back ...

Seven Bllod STained Orchids (1972) - Blu-ray ReviewThe Half Moon Killer strikes again! First and foremost, there is the undying groove as Seven Blood Stained Orchids, a crimson-spattered film in which a brown-haired prostitute meets her nickel-sized fate in a cornfield, opens upon the streets in an expressionistic manner ...

Cut and Run (1985) - Blu-ray ReviewBlood and whipped cream.  That's the party you can expect when Jungle Jimmy comes home. Mighty human meatballs!  If the first few moments of Cut and Run don’t churn your stomach than you, my friend, are dead already.  It’s a ferociously bloody and brutal opening ...

The Concrete Jungle (1982) - Blu-ray ReviewThis movie, directed by Hell Night’s Tom DeSimone, is why I don’t go skiing. That white powder on the ground? It’s not always snow and, once discovered, it could land you in a prison for the baddest of bad little girls. And, trust me, I don’t want to belong to someone ...

Brawl in Cell Block 99 - Blu-ray ReviewKnow this: Bone Tomahawk, the horror western that tore at our guts last year, was no fucking fluke.  Writer/director S. Craig Zahler is the real deal when it comes to B-movie minded badass pictures and Vince Vaughn, bald and in shape as the drug dealing focal point of ...

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1987) - Blu-ray ReviewWhen was the last time you bowled with a severed head?  Fought off possessed humans with bowling pins?  Freed an imp from a bowling trophy?  If you never have, then Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama is the gutterball-minded flick for you. ...

Jeepers Creepers 3 - Blu-ray ReviewSeptember 26.  To my knowledge that’s the only day Jeepers Creepers 3 was granted access to theaters.  You know why and I’m not about to go into all the details surrounding writer/director Victor Salva (Powder, Jeepers Creepers) past here.  The point is that  ...

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