See A Man of the Cloth Turn Jurassic in THE VELOCIPASTOR Trailer

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“The time you turned into a dinosaur and ate someone."

Synopsis: After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.

Release Date: May 3, 2019 (Texas Frightmare Weekend)

Director: Brendan Steere

Writer: Brendan Steere

Cast: Greg Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Aurelio Voltaire


Velocipastor

Sure, there's a whole lot of noise coming from the impending release of Avengers: Endgame. But does that film feature a priest who is endowed with the ability to turn into a dinosaur? We think not.

Ahead of its upcoming home entertainment release later this year in August, the ghouls and boils over at Wild Eye Releasing will have a special midnight screening of the film in Dallas on May 3rd at Texas Frightmare Weekend. In the meantime, you owe it to yourself to check out the crazy trailer for Velocipastor below... if you dare. Oh, and you can see the fantastic poster as well.

"After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas."


 

The film is written and directed by by Brendan Steere and stars Greg Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Aurelio Voltaire, and Nicholas M. Garofolo and tells the story of a priest who, after traveling to China, discovers that he has inherited the ability to turn into a dinosaur by night. The priest is eventually convinced by a prostitute that he should use his newfound powers to fight evil. Oh, and there are ninjas, too! Boy, does that sound delicious, or what?

The film has been making the horror circuit of late and is slated to appear next at the Texas Frightmare Weekend in Dallas on May 3.

Here's a look at the heartwarming new trailer for Velocipastor:

 

Velocipastor

 

 And here's the one-sheet poster for Velocipastor:

Velocipastor

Velocipastor has not been rated by the MPAA.

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