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Details: Published: 28 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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The study of human aggression goes astray when the experimenting turns toward a primate. At least that is what we are led to believe. Poor Shakma. The biggest baboon in the room just got spinal tapped and he’s not too happy about it. In fact, this damn primate ...

Details: Published: 28 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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ETA to splashdown in 2 seconds! With those words, after an innocent night of drugs and partying with a pimp and some ladies of the night, one supreme geek finds his inner super pimp and becomes a demented agent of change named Doctor Detroit. ...

Details: Published: 26 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Get forklifted, baby! Poodle zombies are on the loose! It’s the damn giggling that always gets me. Mummified children brought to life on a fog-drenched night be terrifying enough for some people, but when they fucking snicker in high-pitched delight as they approach ...

Details: Published: 25 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Cyborg is a prime of example of why the action flicks of yesteryear kicked so much damn ass. With a charismatic performance from Jean-Claude Van Damme and more than a fair share of gnarly and over-the-top action sequences, it’s no wonder that this flick is a top request ...

Details: Published: 24 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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So maybe 3000 birth control pills are hard to come by. Code Red; however, doesn’t have a problem supplying us with the goods thanks to its handling of this all new high definition transfer of a cult classic. ...

Details: Published: 23 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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When bears attack. That’s a thing, right? Because that’s EXACTLY what this movie is selling. But it’s not just any bear. No. The killer at the center of this horror film is a hungry 15-foot grizzly bear that is damn deadly with his paws and its attitude. Thankfully, we have female ...

Details: Published: 22 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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If I ever needed a ride and the driver of the car that stopped to pick my broke ass up greeted me with a casual line like “you’d complete my collection”, well, I do believe I’d start running quickly away. Fuck this and fuck you; I’m out. Blue Vengeance would have been a quick ...

Details: Published: 21 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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“What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a banana before?” With those words, one nude man greets Honey (Sarah Kennedy), who is new in town and in the apartment where Denise (Laurie Rose) has invited her to stay. You see, times are tough; the economy is in the tank ...

Details: Published: 20 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Jean jackets, big guns, and some backdoor action. Oh my! When the hits are this hard, it helps for them to be delivered by a woman "so fucking smooth" like this wiseass cop. Her name is Silk and she’s no joke. Her slick hair, pulled tight into a bun, tells you all you need to ...