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Details: Created: 22 August 2018; Published: 22 August 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Hot rods! Heatwaves! Voodoo dolls! Fish Creatures! Nubile babes! And beach parties galore! And it is all set to the wickedly fresh tunes of The Del-Aires. Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, if The Horror of Party Beach isn’t the best campy cult flick to ever hit the sandy shores ...

Details: Created: 22 August 2018; Published: 22 August 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Get the beer ready. You’re going to need it for this goofy (and gross!) after-birth of a horror flick. The Unborn is a horror film allowed to go full-on gonzo with its killer baby motif as Brook Adams (Invasion of the Body Snatchers) discovers that the child growing inside of her is actually a ...

Details: Created: 20 August 2018; Published: 20 August 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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In which satire turns to the slasher genre as its next pulpy target. You get your invite to the party of … three years ago? I hope so because someone killed all the beer!!!!!! ...

Details: Created: 20 August 2018; Published: 20 August 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Damn you, Trioxin 245! I mean, seriously, again!?!?!? Four years later, did we need a sequel to the original spoof? Maybe not. But it's hella fun to think we did!!! ...

Details: Created: 19 August 2018; Published: 19 August 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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The basement. It is the place of unspeakable horror: thrills, spills, kills, and chills. Sometimes ghosts reside there. Sometimes monsters. It is a place of long hidden secrets. No daylight, only fright. Regardless of its purpose for providing safety from storms and such ...

Details: Created: 18 August 2018; Published: 18 August 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Fuck the rules of feature filmmaking! When you are having this much fun, who needs character development? In the upside down world of cult cinema (where the absolute worst the film, the more it appeals to film freaks) ...

Details: Created: 16 August 2018; Published: 16 August 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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My birthday party at McDonalds was nothing like the impromptu dance sequences at the fast food joint in this movie. And Ronald McDonald never came to my parties. Why not, Mom? Damn it. I want a refund…or something. Maybe a free Happy Meal? ...

Details: Created: 16 August 2018; Published: 16 August 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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"How did you die, Joseph? Did you die in this house? Why do you remain?" There are few films as frightening as The Changeling. I originally saw this film when I just a little boy and the banging in the ...

Details: Created: 15 August 2018; Published: 15 August 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Rock‘em schlock‘em grooviness returns! There’s something really strange growing on Billy’s chest. It’s silver, metallic, and looks very, very alien. His girlfriend (Cheryl Smith) is concerned about his growing dark side and his doctor (Roddy McDowell)...

Details: Created: 13 August 2018; Published: 13 August 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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This is homegrown horror, my friends. As loopy as it is, The House of the Dead (originally released as Alien Zone) can’t be knocked for being inauthentic. This Amicus-like horror anthology – connected by one main storyline as one man, having an affair, gets dropped off ...