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Details: Created: 12 June 2019; Published: 12 June 2019; Written by Loron Hays

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Where’s my gold?! And just like that the leprechaun that has headlined his own horror series across eight movies returns. Except this film, pulling a Halloween circa 2018, doesn’t want you to remember that the Leprechaun went to Vegas, to outer space, and to the hood ...

Details: Created: 07 June 2019; Published: 07 June 2019; Written by Loron Hays

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“It's my duty to please the booty.” And just like that Samuel Jackson steals the character of Shaft from Richard Roundtree, who played the character for three films. Or maybe he just continues to carry the ...

Details: Created: 06 June 2019; Published: 06 June 2019; Written by Loron Hays

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A mutant motherfucking cannibal in an abandoned mine shaft called Forever Mine? Oh, hell, yes. Mungo. Hot Rod. Face. These are three escaped felons that ...

Details: Created: 01 June 2019; Published: 01 June 2019; Written by Loron Hays

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Holy Astringent Plum-Like Fruit, Batman! What have we got here?! Warner Bros Home Entertainment delivers the goods with the June 4 release of 1989’s Batman, 1992’s Batman Returns (both directed by ...

Details: Created: 30 May 2019; Published: 30 May 2019; Written by Loron Hays

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Twice the Jean-Claude Van Damme means twice the amount of nut-crushing splits AND twice the pairs of buttcheeks flapping about. Be mindful, though, because these two Van Dammes will kick your ass while they try to get along with each other. Double Impact, being one of the better ...

Details: Created: 30 May 2019; Published: 30 May 2019; Written by Loron Hays

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MEOW! I’m going to start this review referencing a song from 1981. All cats are grey. Sure, it’s a Cure song (and one of their best produced), but the song and the mood it creates works here, too, because The Uncanny, in all its anthology ...

Details: Created: 28 May 2019; Published: 28 May 2019; Written by Loron Hays

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Blue Velvet, now finding its way onto Blu-ray with a brand-new 4K restoration from Criterion Collection, remains an intoxicating look at supposed small-town tranquility in which innocence fears to tread. Written and directed by David Lynch (Mulholland Drive, Twin Peaks) after suffering through the wreckage ...

Details: Created: 26 May 2019; Published: 26 May 2019; Written by Loron Hays

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Dreams might not always come true, Morgan Fairchild (at least that’s what the title song suggests). The Seduction, written and directed by David Schmoeller (Tourist Trap), has little to do with dreams, but it has a lot to do with obsession. Thanks to Scream Factory, the film is now on blu-ray so that you too ...

Details: Created: 24 May 2019; Published: 24 May 2019; Written by Loron Hays

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Tommy Lee Jones needs that funny looking little car! Tommy Lee Jones IS Sam Quint. He is a former thief, but now he is on a mission for the FBI. And as the movie opens, he is standing front and center of a coffee machine, is in a gas station. His Cherokee Chief is parked ...