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“You just killed me!” It is hard to feel sympathy for businessman Anthony Peterson (Ron Thompson).  He’s been kidnapped and, with only a cell phone left in the large shipping container with him, literally has no physical contact with anyone else throughout ...

Mrs. Claus (2018)Delta Sigma Sigma really knows how to paint the town red during the holiday season!  It helps that they have the help of a murdering psycho prowling around, but who knew – in a holiday that depends on good old fashion cheer (and jeer?) to soldier on – that this crazy bitch would  ...

Elves (2018) - Movie ReviewThe red lights strung without care.  The hushed voices coming from just around the corner.  The decrepit elf under the bed.  And the smile; THAT stretched out smile.  It shouldn’t be on the face of a child so young, but it is in this horror movie.  Christmas shouldn’t be  ...

Scarecrows - Movie ReviewCornfields and the bloody effigies raised in them that strike large, looming shadows and cause the skies to fill with big, black crows are no joke.  Many a haunted tale has been heard concerning those creepy places.  And on camera?  Well, the same can be said of the  ...

Bonehill Road - Movie ReviewTough.  Violent.  With no CGI, a low budget horror film attempts to do what few can: tell two twisted stories around a transformation.  You already know there are werewolves in this film.  The poster art doesn’t lie.  What you don’t know is that, on the horrific  ...

Time Trap - Movie ReviewTime travel.  It is a tricky subject in film, offering ANY and EVERY chance for continuity errors in logic and in the script.  Usually, we give its treatment, warts and all, a pass when it comes bouncing down the halls of science fiction from time to time.  USUALLY.  Only when ...

President Evil (2018) - Movie ReviewThe hair. The orange face. The tiny hands. And the number of former aides all indicted in the Trump-Russia probe.  It is all here in President Evil, a parody of John Carpenter’s Halloween by way of some really sharp political satire ...

Air Strike (2018) - Movie ReviewIt turns out that money laundering allegations can’t keep a movie supported by Mel Gibson, as an artistic consultant, from missing its release date here in America.  Weird how that works ...

My Pet DinosaurMy Pet Dinosaur, with its “kids on bikes racing government officials” familiar patterns, definitely wears its influences upon its sleeves.  It wants so much to be up there with the classics, but the imitation – and the shoddy production – just keeps this predictable and yawning  ...

Johnny Gruesome - Movie ReviewBeing a high school student completely sucks.  Just ask Johnny Grissom (Anthony De La Torre).  No one understands him.  He’s a teenage rebel, for sure, and loses his shit over Manowar albums and really twisted horror flicks.  Hell, this dude could have been a friend of mine  ...

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