Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom - Movie Review

As terrible as ol’ T-Rex himself.

Superfly (2018) - Movie Review

Superfly? More like super why?!

Tag (2018) - Movie Review

An awkwardly disjointed game

Ocean's 8 (2018) - Movie Review

The con is back on!

Annihilation - Blu-ray Review

A strangely intoxicating mind trip of an adventure

Winchester - Blu-ray Review

Winchester misfires

Black Panther - Blu-ray Review

Now on sparkling blu-ray

12 Strong - Blu-ray Review

A solid entry in the genre.

Daughters of Satan (1972) - Blu-ray Review

Daughters of Satan (1972) - Blu-ray ReviewTom Selleck is one bad motherfucker. I’m just going to go ahead and throw that out there. Even when he plays an art collector, he still has the skills to smash skulls together. Forget Magnum P.I.; we already know from that show that he is. Daughters of Satan is all you ...

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Gehenna: Where Death Lives (2018) - Movie Review

Gehenna: Where Death Lives - Movie ReviewSaipan. Google it. The place is a dream. The ocean is the lightest color of blue and the island is a beautiful oasis of sun-drenched highs. Off the coastline of Japan, this place is a paradise for those who don’t realize the secrets its trappings hide. And the five fools headlining this ...

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Savage Attraction (1983) - Blu-ray Review

Savage Attraction (1983) - Blu-ray ReviewIt begins like a bomb going off. Frantic and haphazardly edited together, two unrelated scenes – a truck barreling down the highway and a woman about to be beaten – converge to create a fast paced beginning to this Ozploitation flick. Savage Attraction (aka Hostage) is a ...

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Shakma (1990) - Blu-ray Review

Shakma (1990) - Blu-ray ReviewThe study of human aggression goes astray when the experimenting turns toward a primate.  At least that is what we are led to believe.  Poor Shakma.  The biggest baboon in the room just got spinal tapped and he’s not too happy about it.  In fact, this damn primate ...

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Mermaids (1990) - Blu-ray Review

Mermaids (1990) - Blu-ray ReviewBecause you don’t mess with Cher. Just ask director Lasse Hallström or Frank Oz, who was first originally hired to take over the reigns from Hallström before he, too, was booted. And then there is Emily Lloyd. Poor Lloyd got dropped so suddenly (due to Cher’s whim about ...

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Doctor Detroit (1983) - Blu-ray Review

Doctor Detroit - Blu-ray ReviewETA to splashdown in 2 seconds! With those words, after an innocent night of drugs and partying with a pimp and some ladies of the night, one supreme geek finds his inner super pimp and becomes a demented agent of change named Doctor Detroit. ...

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House on Elm Lake - Movie Review

House on Elm Lake - Movie ReviewTo this day, there remains something insanely special about director Brian De Palma’s Carrie.  It is based on the once-discarded novel by Stephen King, but was painstakingly adapted for the screen by Lawrence D. Cohen.  Cohen got everything about King’s first novel right  ...

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The Boneyard (1991) - Blu-ray Review

The Boneyard (1991) - Blu-ray ReviewGet forklifted, baby!  Poodle zombies are on the loose! It’s the damn giggling that always gets me. Mummified children brought to life on a fog-drenched night be terrifying enough for some people, but when they fucking snicker in high-pitched delight as they approach  ...

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Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Movie Review

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Movie ReviewThis reviewer has been around the block for over ten years. In that time nothing had been more irksome to me than a studio announcing a grand plan for multiple movies before the first one has even left the gate. I have always felt—and for the most part still do—that is pure ...

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Cyborg: Collector's Edition (1989) - Blu-ray Review

Cyborg: Collector's Edition (1989) - Blu-ray ReviewCyborg is a prime of example of why the action flicks of yesteryear kicked so much damn ass. With a charismatic performance from Jean-Claude Van Damme and more than a fair share of gnarly and over-the-top action sequences, it’s no wonder that this flick is a top request  ...

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