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Daughters of Satan (1972) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 30 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Tom Selleck is one bad motherfucker. I’m just going to go ahead and throw that out there. Even when he plays an art collector, he still has the skills to smash skulls together. Forget Magnum P.I.; we already know from that show that he is. Daughters of Satan is all you ...

Gehenna: Where Death Lives (2018) - Movie Review

Details: Published: 30 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Saipan. Google it. The place is a dream. The ocean is the lightest color of blue and the island is a beautiful oasis of sun-drenched highs. Off the coastline of Japan, this place is a paradise for those who don’t realize the secrets its trappings hide. And the five fools headlining this ...

Savage Attraction (1983) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 29 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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It begins like a bomb going off. Frantic and haphazardly edited together, two unrelated scenes – a truck barreling down the highway and a woman about to be beaten – converge to create a fast paced beginning to this Ozploitation flick. Savage Attraction (aka Hostage) is a ...

Shakma (1990) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 28 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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The study of human aggression goes astray when the experimenting turns toward a primate. At least that is what we are led to believe. Poor Shakma. The biggest baboon in the room just got spinal tapped and he’s not too happy about it. In fact, this damn primate ...

Mermaids (1990) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 28 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Because you don’t mess with Cher. Just ask director Lasse Hallström or Frank Oz, who was first originally hired to take over the reigns from Hallström before he, too, was booted. And then there is Emily Lloyd. Poor Lloyd got dropped so suddenly (due to Cher’s whim about ...

Doctor Detroit (1983) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 28 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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ETA to splashdown in 2 seconds! With those words, after an innocent night of drugs and partying with a pimp and some ladies of the night, one supreme geek finds his inner super pimp and becomes a demented agent of change named Doctor Detroit. ...

House on Elm Lake - Movie Review

Details: Published: 27 April 2018; Written by Frank Wilkins

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To this day, there remains something insanely special about director Brian De Palma’s Carrie. It is based on the once-discarded novel by Stephen King, but was painstakingly adapted for the screen by Lawrence D. Cohen. Cohen got everything about King’s first novel right ...

The Boneyard (1991) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 26 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Get forklifted, baby! Poodle zombies are on the loose! It’s the damn giggling that always gets me. Mummified children brought to life on a fog-drenched night be terrifying enough for some people, but when they fucking snicker in high-pitched delight as they approach ...

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Movie Review

Details: Published: 27 April 2018; Written by Christopher Symonds

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This reviewer has been around the block for over ten years. In that time nothing had been more irksome to me than a studio announcing a grand plan for multiple movies before the first one has even left the gate. I have always felt—and for the most part still do—that is pure ...

Cyborg: Collector's Edition (1989) - Blu-ray Review

Details: Published: 25 April 2018; Written by Loron Hays

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Cyborg is a prime of example of why the action flicks of yesteryear kicked so much damn ass. With a charismatic performance from Jean-Claude Van Damme and more than a fair share of gnarly and over-the-top action sequences, it’s no wonder that this flick is a top request ...