Ninja Busters (1984) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 05 May 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
Breakdancing gets BOSS! Bernie and Chic are the best of buds. They dance around in an underground warehouse of stolen and smuggled goods and sing along (or try to) with a simple song that blasts out from the boombox. They are completely out of touch with ...
Desolation (2018) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 16 February 2018
- Written by Frank Wilkins
Having toiled for years in the Blumhouse movie factory as both intern and paid hand, it is readily evident that many good things rubbed off on Desolation director Sam Patton, as his first feature film is a certified gem in the world of indie horror. ...
Black Panther (2018) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 16 February 2018
- Written by Christopher Symonds
Let’s get this out of the way quickly: this reviewer is a white male from Australia in his early 40s. I have not, nor will I ever refer to another person or cast with a preface of black, Asian, jupitarian, or anything else, because to this small fry in the world, we are people. I am ...
Dangerous Men (2005) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 03 May 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
Bad kung fu. Horrible acting. Bad bikers. And gratuitous nudity. Who knew life up and down the PCH 101 could be so damn wild? ...
Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell (2018) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 02 May 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
Big guns. Big traps. Bigger worms. I absolutely love it when a franchise switches it up and still delivers a rocking affair. This is the case for Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell. Instead of the desert vistas, we get ...
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Daughters of Satan (1972) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 30 April 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
Tom Selleck is one bad motherfucker. I’m just going to go ahead and throw that out there. Even when he plays an art collector, he still has the skills to smash skulls together. Forget Magnum P.I.; we already know from that show that he is. Daughters of Satan is all you ...
Gehenna: Where Death Lives (2018) - Movie Review
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- Published: 30 April 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
Saipan. Google it. The place is a dream. The ocean is the lightest color of blue and the island is a beautiful oasis of sun-drenched highs. Off the coastline of Japan, this place is a paradise for those who don’t realize the secrets its trappings hide. And the five fools headlining this ...
Savage Attraction (1983) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 29 April 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
It begins like a bomb going off. Frantic and haphazardly edited together, two unrelated scenes – a truck barreling down the highway and a woman about to be beaten – converge to create a fast paced beginning to this Ozploitation flick. Savage Attraction (aka Hostage) is a ...
Shakma (1990) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 28 April 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
The study of human aggression goes astray when the experimenting turns toward a primate. At least that is what we are led to believe. Poor Shakma. The biggest baboon in the room just got spinal tapped and he’s not too happy about it. In fact, this damn primate ...
Mermaids (1990) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 28 April 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
Because you don’t mess with Cher. Just ask director Lasse Hallström or Frank Oz, who was first originally hired to take over the reigns from Hallström before he, too, was booted. And then there is Emily Lloyd. Poor Lloyd got dropped so suddenly (due to Cher’s whim about ...
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