Black Panther - Movie Review

You can unroll another 20 of these: I’m in.

Fifty Shades Freed

The mommy-porn trilogy has finally reached its climactic end. Thank goodness!

Monster Family - Movie Review

One big hairy mess.

Winchester - Movie Review

Winchester misfires

Jigsaw - Blu-ray Review

Good or bad, a new trap is set.

Happy Death Day - Blu-ray Review

Far more enjoyable when it doesn’t take itself quite so seriously

Geostorm (2017 - Blu-ray Review

Don’t even act like you care about this one.

mother! - DVD Review

Even a talented actress can't polish poop.

Stigma (1972) - Blu-ray Review

Stigma (1972) - Blu-ray ReviewDon Johnson has A Boy and His Dog long before there was any idea of Sonny Crockett.  It’s only fair then, in those pre-Miami Vice days, that Philip Michael Thomas had an exploitative cult hit under his no-belted waist, too.  Stigma, a movie that tackles a nasty sexually ...

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Hands of Steel (1986) - Blu-ray Review

Hands of Steel (1986) - Blu-ray Review"You have no future," read the signs and flyers populating this flick.  With those words, a whole new world of arm-wrestling, cyborgs, truck drivers, and low-flying helicopter chases over bridges begins.  Hands of Steel goes rogue soon after it begins and concerns itself  ...

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Eye of the Cat (1969) - Blu-ray Review

Eye of the Cat (1969) - Blu-ray ReviewHoly Frying Felines!  How are YOU going to explain the C-A-T in the rotisserie?  It is, of course, one of my favorite questions in this cat-centered cult classic that Scream Factory puts back into circulation this week.  The bizarre film, with its lurking cats and mysterious music ...

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12 Strong - Movie Review

12 Strong - Movie ReviewIt has been a while since American military forces have deployed a good old-fashioned 19th-century horseback cavalry charge as an effective battlefield tactic. But that’s exactly what happened in the days immediately following the 9/11 tragedy as an elite U.S. Special  ...

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Silver Bullet (1985) - Blu-ray Review

Silver Bullet (1985) - Blu-ray ReviewFinally.  With this release from Australian home video company Umbrella Entertainment, a long requested top 10 horror film arrives on blu-ray. Stephen King’s Silver Bullet, starring Gary Busey, Everett McGill, Corey Haim, Anne of Green Gables’ Megan Follows, and LOST’s ...

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Small Town Crime (2017) - Movie Review

Small Town Crime - Movie ReviewIf there is anything that growing up on my father’s steady diet of b-movie westerns taught me – and I’m talking every Sunday he’d sit and watch (and watch again) the same recycled footage of horseback riders passing the same big rock on the same dusty path in a completely ...

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Yor, The Hunter from the Future: The 35th Anniversary Edition (1983) - Blu-ray Review

Yor: The Hunter From the Future - Blu-ray Review“Yor’s world!  He’s the man!  Yor’s world!”  With these puzzling lyrics, Oliver Onions, a duo best known for their cheesy soundtrack work, perfectly matches their cosmic melody with a downhill (and hilariously goofy) introduction to our hero.  He’s trying really hard to be all ...

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Matinee: Collector's Edition (1993) - Blu-ray Review

Matinee: Collector's Edition - Blu-ray ReviewSick thrills for hotheaded teenagers! The Cuban Missile Crisis!  Bring in the nuked and still marching ants, too!  My God, I love this film.  I, too, have a serious crush on William Castle, the producer the film is based upon.  His independently made horror films, no matter how ...

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Blade Runner 2049 (2017) - Blu-ray Review

Blade Runner 2049 - Blu-ray ReviewIt is a valley of ash that fills the screen; dull and without expression. Little hope resides here. It is a dull and gray atmosphere that washes over us; full of cold notions as K (Ryan Gosling) arrives at a protein farm with the sole duty to retire the replicant who operates this farm ...

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Emmanuelle and the Deadly Black Cobra (1976) - Blu-ray Review

Emmanuelle and the Deadly Black Cobra - Blu-ray Review

Eurotrash cinema by way of slinky and naked snake handling?  Yummy. If gorgeous and exotic topless women dancing open-mouthed with a damn big snake wrapping around them as an organ soundtrack plays with a chorus of female voices chanting  “Gee-gee-I” turns you on ...

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