The Ambulance (1990) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 15 March 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
“She’s down. Send in the ambulance.” Writer/Director Larry Cohen, you know him as the dedicated B-Movie auteur of horror and such science fiction films like Q: The Winged Serpent and It’s Alive, can always be counted on to deliver the b-movie madness. He’s simply ...
Love, Simon (2018) - Movie Review
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- Published: 16 March 2018
- Written by Frank Wilkins
Something happened at my screening of Love, Simon that I’ve not experienced in a theater in quite some time… if ever. And it was beautiful. As the identity of the titular character’s secret crush was revealed to the audience near the end of the film, the entire theater burst into ...
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies (2018) - Movie Review
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- Published: 15 March 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
“But does anybody have any weed, though,” the hot lesbian redhead asks about 20-minutes into this low-budget horror flick. She’s being helpful, Boils and Ghouls, as three or four joints and a few beers are pretty much mandatory in appreciating this regional shocker from ...
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Spasms (1983) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 14 March 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
Sending a scared coed flying through a bathroom door, the scaly giant-sized son of a bitch at the center of this monster flick really has it in for girls in shower stalls. Honestly, with crisp POV shots and attacking camera movements that show piercing bites on naked legs, the ...
See Jude Law as a Young Albus Dumbledore in the First Trailer for FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE CRIMES OF GRINDELWALD
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- Published: 14 March 2018
- Written by Frank Wilkins
With a mere flick of its magical wand, Warner Bros. just released the first theatrical trailer for J. K. Rowling's Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald. Of course, the film is the highly-anticipated follow-up to 2016's Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and the second of five new adventures in ...
The Undertaker (1988) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 12 March 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
It begins with a flat tire. A woman alone. She’s stranded on a lonesome highway. There’s a biker approaching and, after a lift into the woods, his demands are more than she’s prepared to give. He won’t be the end of her, though. What follows is a desperate run for freedom ...
Thor: Ragnarok - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 26 October 2017
- Written by Christopher Symonds
Some seventeen films into the MCU, one marvels (see what we did there?) at the sheer volume and consistency of their output in the last decade. There isn’t a single entry in this shared universe that this reviewer hasn’t liked. They’re not all home runs, and, if I think of my ...
The Grinch Gets Animated in the New Trailer for THE GRINCH
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- Published: 12 March 2018
- Written by Frank Wilkins
This holiday season we will all be visited again by that "bad banana with a greasy black peel" when Illumination and Universal Studios will bring us yet one more iteration of the beloved holiday classic, The Grinch. The film will represent the eighth fully animated feature by the studios that...
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Demonoid (1980) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 10 March 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
“Cut off my hand or you die!” screams one affected member of this cast when faced with the consequences of the devil’s left hand. It is only one line of dialogue out of any other such scripted nonsense that receives a loud guffaw from the audience. This b-grade flick, full of firewalking ...
The Love Butcher (1975) - Blu-ray Review
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- Published: 10 March 2018
- Written by Loron Hays
I never would have thought that talking to a wig could be so damn enthralling. It turns out, in this heavily misogynistic film that got considerably lighter in tone once cinematographer Don Jones was tasked to salvage the original director’s bizarre work, that wigs – no matter ...
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